Rampant TV
Drunken woman offers sexual favours in exchange for fried chicken
3 Dec 2018
31-year-old Kelly Fielding went into the Chesters Chicken shop in south Manchester over the weekend completely smashed off her tits, and offered the staff various sex acts in return for some of their delicious fried chicken.
Dude hides bag of cocaine in his foreskin so police can’t find it
3 Dec 2018
Whilst in the back of the car they noticed him fiddling around with his shoe and putting his hand down his pants and got suspicious of him.
31-year-old dude reveals why he's attracted to his 91-year-old girlfriend
3 Dec 2018
Kyle has appeared on tv shows describing why he feels an attraction to older women, but he’s now appearing in a new one called Extreme Love talking about Marjorie.
Elon Musk reckons he's off to live on Mars
28 Nov 2018
Errm... Please don't? Stay?
The trailer for The Grand Tour Season 3 is here!
28 Nov 2018
OH NO! IS HAMMOND GOING TO NEARLY DIE AGAIN?
Let's have a look at the eighth-generation Porsche 911
28 Nov 2018
Haha, yeah: iTs ExAcTLy tHe SaMe As ThE oLd OnE!
Les Dennis has denied responsibility for a spate of graffiti in Norwich city centre
23 Nov 2018
Who'd be stupid enough to go around writing their own name on walls and shit?
British woman left penniless after blowing life savings on young Sri Lankan husband
23 Nov 2018
Diane De Zoysa spent her £90,00 life savings on her 26-year-old Sri Lankan husband Priyanjana De Zoysa after selling her house in Musselburgh, East Lothian. She used the money to build her and her husband a home in South Sri Lanka, as well as lavishing him with expensive gifts including a brand new minibus.
Parents are accidentally ordering gifts after talking about them in front of Alexa!
23 Nov 2018
f you don’t want a tonne of items showing up on your doorstep, I suggest you avoid talking about your kids crimbo gift ideas in front of Alexa. Many parents were left confused after gifts started showing up at their front door that they didn’t order.
Dude flops his cock out whilst queuing for McDonald's breakfast
22 Nov 2018
29-year old Ryan Dolan, walked into the St Andrew Street branch around 5am and stood about two metres away from the counter. Suddenly he drops his trousers, wops his cock out and starts doing a little dance.
Gambler left furious after Betfred refuses to pay out £1.7 million jackpot
22 Nov 2018
Andrew Green thought he’d won the jackpot playing a blackjack game on Betfred's website, and decided to have a huge lavish party to celebrate. But five days later Betfred told him he would not be receiving the money because there had been a "software malfunction".
Hugh Jackman says that Wolverine will return!!!
22 Nov 2018
Even though Wolverine’s journey ended in a spectacular way in the 2017 film, Logan, Hugh Jackman has just revealed that Wolverine will return, and quite rightly, people are losing their minds.
Woman murdered her boyfriend, blended him up and fed him to locals
22 Nov 2018
A woman over in Morocco is in serious trouble after she thought it was a good idea to murder her boyfriend and stick his body parts in a blender. If that wasn’t grim enough, she then decided to serve his flesh to a bunch of Pakistani workers.
Poo particles have been found in the ice at Wetherspoons
21 Nov 2018
The next time you pop in for a JD and coke you might want to hold the ice, after a recent investigation from Watchdog confirmed that poo particles were found in the ice. Grim!
Gareth Southgate Christmas jumper, anyone?
21 Nov 2018
You know how he wears a waistcoat over a shirt and tie?
This 1976 Porsche 911 Targa used to be a police car and it's cool AF!
21 Nov 2018
LOOK WHERE THEY'VE PUT THE LITTLE BLUE LIGHT!
Study says more people will bang in cars when they can drive themselves
21 Nov 2018
Man, I've been looking at this future stuff all wrong.
Dude who threatened to blow up restaurant bathroom claims he was talking about taking a shit!
21 Nov 2018
If someone ran into your place of work shouting “I’m going to blow this place upâ€, you’d probably run for cover and call the police right? This is what happened when Arthur Posey ran into a restaurant is saying that a bomb was going to blow the place up.
Woman who calls herself Pearl Derrier, plans to organise world's biggest orgy!
21 Nov 2018
A sex party organiser who calls herself Pearl Derriere, is planning the worlds biggest orgy but it ain’t just a free-for-all, as there are apparently three very important rules that attendees must follow.
There's now a protein-heavy advent calendar for all the #gymcunts
20 Nov 2018
£39.99 from boostbox.com. They can keep it.
Arsene Wenger opens up about his long-running battle with zips
20 Nov 2018
Don't underestimate that shit, I guess.
Darts player accused of farting near opponent to put him off his game
20 Nov 2018
If you want to play dirty tactics in order to win at your chosen sport, it doesn’t get much dirtier than farting in the vicinity of your opponent to try and put them off their game.
Who wants to see Sarah Silverman's boobs?
20 Nov 2018
Sarah Silverman wants to see Sarah Silverman's boobs
Woman stabbed her boyfriend after thinking he was a werewolf
20 Nov 2018
You’d never know to look at Ekaterina, but this crazy cow actually believed she was Elena Gilbert from the hit TV show The Vampire Diaries and that it was her job to kill all the werewolves out there, which sadly included her boyfriend!