Les Dennis has denied responsibility for a spate of graffiti in Norwich city centre

Who'd be stupid enough to go around writing their own name on walls and shit?

No one, I guess.  Unless of course they were engaged in the ancient art of the double bluff!

The former Family Fortunes host, Coranation Street star and Mr Amanda Holden has issued a denial... 

It wasn’t me. https://t.co/Z6dHuxVm8m

— Les Dennis (@LesDennis) November 22, 2018

...but can we really rule out the possibility that he has in fact committed the perfect crime?

We cannot.