Gareth Southgate Christmas jumper, anyone?

You know how he wears a waistcoat over a shirt and tie?

Well that, but in jumper form.  Avec snowflakes and shit.



And for those of you burdened with family members who remain un-tuned to the intricacies of your keen and subtle wit (it's only a festive tribute to 2018's most iconic look guys!) the back ought to clear things up.



Yeah, feel like that's ruined it tbh.

But for those of you that do want to make a statement - Christmas! Is! Coming! Home! - you can get one here for 35.99 of your English pounds. They're even donating some of the cash to charity. Can't say fairer than that.