Rampant TV
Dude developed a lung infection after sniffing his filthy socks
17 Dec 2018
We all love taking a quick whiff of our own farts but huffing on your stinky socks after a days work is a stretch, even for me. However, some people are just fucking disgusting, like this guy from Zhangzhou, China, who had to be hospitalised after he developed a lung infection from sniffing his sweaty socks.
A 16-year-old virgin just won a ticket to Sex Island!
15 Dec 2018
Brian from New York entered the competition after he borrowed his dad’s credit card without telling him to try and win the ticket where amazingly, his name was picked out.
Wasted dude pulls down his pants & takes a shit on the London underground
14 Dec 2018
The guy had obviously overindulged during the festive period and we all know what effect too much booze can have - The explosive squits!!!
Mall Santa got so angry he started telling kids to 'get the fuck out' of his grotto
14 Dec 2018
This next story hails from St Ives where a dude took on the role of Santa at the Corn Exchange in Market Hill. All was going well in the grotto until the fire alarms went off which pissed Santa off as people weren't leaving the building quick enough apparently.
Those tricksy Russians, up to no good as usual
13 Dec 2018
Turns out Boris wasn't really a robot!
This Netflix documentary about Sunderland looks like it might be hard work...
13 Dec 2018
From back when they were still the undisputed Worst Run Club In Footballâ„¢
There's a 'live action' Sonic The Hedgehog movie on the way
12 Dec 2018
Unless they're attaching rockets to an actual hedgehog and painting it blue; it's not really live action, is it?
Watch Rita Ora's live performance at the 2018 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
7 Dec 2018
Stand by for ALL the lingerie models! Rita looks pretty tidy also...
Game of Thrones Season 8 teaser is finally here!
7 Dec 2018
This little GOT tease was released today and although it’s short, it’s definitely making me proper eager for the new series, which promises the most anticipated series finale of all time.
This dude responded to his own police wanted post on Facebook
7 Dec 2018
Anthony Akers had a warrant out for his arrest so the police decided to share his picture on social media to see if they could drum up any leads. What they didn’t expect was Akers himself to comment on the post explaining that he has every intention of turning himself in.
Guy asks Tinder match to wear black dress on date - takes her to his nan's funeral
6 Dec 2018
’ve been on some shitty dates in my time but none quite as bad as this woman, who was recently told by her Tinder match to wear a black dress as he was taking her out. Unfortunately it wasn’t the black tie affair she had in mind - but his nan's funeral.
It looks like Christmas pudding tits are now a thing!
6 Dec 2018
some people clearly have too much time on their hands and have decided to dress their tits up as Christmas puddings so they can really get into the holiday spirit.
Woman accidentally sent vibrator to Ebay buyer after forgetting she left it in a shoe
6 Dec 2018
If you’re selling your old tat on eBay it’s always good to do a final check before posting it just to be sure it’s in good nick and so the buyer doesn’t get any weird surprises.
This Argentine dog is better than your team's keeper
5 Dec 2018
Why always South America?
Derek Chisora really needs to work on his pre-fight trash-talk
5 Dec 2018
Errm... OK mate. That's sort of, quite a weird thing to say?
Bruce Springsteen's getting a Netflix special!
5 Dec 2018
It looks very, very fucking good and comes out December 16th
Woman conned out of £11,500 by a man pretending to be Chris Hemsworth
5 Dec 2018
I’m going to go out on a limb here, and say if an A-list celebrity messages you and asks you to transfer them money in exchange for a date, it’s probably a scam! However, some people are gullible as fuck.
Woman threatens to stab a guy after he complained about her loud fart!
5 Dec 2018
A woman who dropped a loud fart in shop has been jailed after threatening to gut a man who complained about it. Talk about an overreaction.
Someone decorated their house with a giant flashing cock and balls!
5 Dec 2018
Some people really go all when it comes to jazzing up the front of their house and one dude in reading decided to give the whole ‘Santa and his reindeer’ decorations a miss this year and go for a giant cock and balls instead.
Guy proposed to his girlfriend by hiding the ring in his penis & people are confused!
4 Dec 2018
The bizarre story was shared on Facebook where an unnamed woman went into great detail about how her man popped the question using a ring he had hidden in his penis.
This guy can actually lick his own forehead!
4 Dec 2018
35-year old Yagya Bahadur Katuwal claims he has the worlds longest tongue and can actually lick his own forehead. Apparently it’s his favourite party trick but he tries not to do it too often as it tends to freak people out.
Netflix just accidentally revealed the release date for Black Mirror!
4 Dec 2018
Thankfully, even huge companies like Netflix can make the odd cock-up, and this tweet from the official Netflix account has just spilled the beans. The tweet was swiftly deleted, presumably because they didn’t want anyone to know just yet, but not before everyone got a good look and shared it on social media.
Wide Neck Guy just met up with Daddy Long Neck & people are losing their minds!
4 Dec 2018
People lost their freakin minds when the mugshot of Charles Dion McDowell and his gigantic neck went viral on social media. His weird thick neck earned himself the nickname ‘Wide Neck Guy’ which isn’t very original but it’s pretty fitting.
Woman wants to open a sex doll brothel where customers must get consent from the robots before shagging them
3 Dec 2018
The woman who came up with the idea calls herself Unicole Unicorn and is attempting to crowdfund £120,000 to open up the sex robot brothel. She says that customers will have to pay £7000 for the experience and will have to obtain consent from the doll before actually having sex with it.