Rampant TV
Today, Rita Ora is naked
10 Jan 2019
Stop acting like there's a point to it, just enjoy the pics
Here's Rita Ora on holiday, getting real boobsy
9 Jan 2019
Nice bikini! Nice dancing! Nice GIFs!
Who even knew that goalkeepers could dive sarcastically?
9 Jan 2019
More of this please!!!
Crazy bitch explains why she sent her date 159,000 texts without getting a single reply!
9 Jan 2019
Police discovered that Jacqueline was letting herself into the guys home and taking a bath when he was at work and was also caught lurking around his house carrying a large butcher’s knife. Whoa.
MMA fighter suffers brutal leg snap during fight!
9 Jan 2019
The video of a fight between Jonathan King and Chris Williams has gone viral after a shin kick went horribly wrong, ending in a horrific leg break. The fight took place at Kombat Alliance: Rite Of Passage 6 and I must warn you, it’s grim!
Drug dealers are now selling refillable vials because it's better for the environment
9 Jan 2019
One dude who recently purchased a gram of coke from his dealer in Birmingham came forward with his story about how his dealer has done away with the small plastic baggies in favour of refillable vials.
Well done Jason McAteer for kicking Michael Owen up the arse!
9 Jan 2019
It's been a long time coming...
David Beckham's Peaky Blinders-inspired clothing range means it'll now be even easier to spot a twat in the wild
9 Jan 2019
That Peaky Blinders festival you were planning on avoiding this year? Extra-avoid it!
Januhairy - the new trend that sees women growing their body hair in January!
7 Jan 2019
The new trend is called Janu-hairy and as I’m sure you’ve guessed, involves women growing their body hair for the entire month of January.
Guy gets a shitty tattoo to win his wife back after he cheated
7 Jan 2019
Jose L. Torres thought he’d start the new year off by offering a grovelling apology to his Mrs by getting a poorly executed, misspelled tattoo emblazoned on his torso listing off all the ways he’s done her wrong.
Fake rock star Jered Threatin is returning to the UK to play a real gig!
7 Jan 2019
Remember the story I wrote about a few months back about the fake rock star who sold zero tickets for his fake UK tour?! Well he’s back in the media again and it looks like he’s actually going to perform a real gig this time, for real paying fans.
Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass
4 Jan 2019
A 40-year-old man has had to have emergency surgery to remove a can of Glade air freshener from his asshole after a sex game with his wife went horribly wrong. Yikes
Former nun Yudy Pineda is due to star in her first porn film!
4 Jan 2019
If you needed anymore proof that religion is pointless, look no further than the story of the former nun who decided to ditch kneeling at the alter for taking a faceful of dick on camera.
Here's all the Rita Ora sexiness you might have missed over Christmas!
3 Jan 2019
For real the gift that keeps on giving...
Fans discover hidden message in 'Stranger Things 3' trailer
3 Jan 2019
Netflix has just announced the official release date of Stranger Things season 3 and there’s a hidden message in the teaser.
Get Out director Jordan Peele drops creepy trailer for new horror film 'Us'
3 Jan 2019
The new horror movie 'Us' stars Winston Duke and Lupita Nyong'o as a couple who experience a home invasion by people who look just like twisted versions of them.
Dude reckons he found a cat's anus in his tin of beef curry
2 Jan 2019
One dude who will probably be turning veggie after an incident involving a tin of beef curry is 30 year old Andrew Lee from Swansea, who purchased the tin from Tesco for £1.50. Inside he discovered something that looked remarkably like a cats anus.
You can now buy a pillow shaped like an ass to bury your face in
2 Jan 2019
If you’re single but love booty, I’ve found the perfect thing to give you some comfort on those lonely nights - an ass pillow! It was created by an American dude who raised the funds for the ‘Buttress Pillow’, through a kickstarter campaign last year.
Black Mirror fan creates flow-chart of all possible 'Bandersnatch' outcomes
2 Jan 2019
If you watched Bandersnatch over the Xmas holidays and found yourself with a lot of unanswered questions - not to worry, as some genius with a lot of time on his hands has created a flow chart with all the possible outcomes.
The teen who won a ticket to sex island has no fallen in love with the hooker he met there!
19 Dec 2018
If like me, you’ve been itching to find out how the 16-year-old virgin got on during his visit to sex island, then you’re in luck because he’s just come out saying he had the time of his life.
Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse
19 Dec 2018
23-year-old Khurum Shazada from Birmingham decided to break into the Co-Op Funeral Home on November 11th, and have it off with one of the bodies.
Woman claims she’s being haunted by her dead sugar daddy!
18 Dec 2018
being given such extravagant gifts comes at a price, like former sugar baby, Lydia Dupra, aka ‘The Heaux Mentor’ discovered. She claims to have been haunted by the spirit of her dead sugar daddy named Brad, who she was with for five years.
This woman eats eight cigarette butts a day due to rare condition!
18 Dec 2018
Karen, who is registered blind, claims to eat up to eight cigarette butts a day as well as a few sticks of chalk. Apparently she developed the bizarre craving when she was pregnant with her second child and she just never stopped wanting it.
Woman arrested for beating up boyfriend after he refused to eat her pussy!
17 Dec 2018
Amy Nicole Parrino was chilling at her boyfriend’s house last weekend when she suddenly had the urged to get some muff diving action, but her bloke wasn’t overly keen at sorting out his birds sexual frustration.