Rampant TV

Dude who lived off fish and rice cakes is now proper hench!
24 Jan 2019
Danny Andrews went viral a while back after uploading a video of his bizarre diet. It literally consisted of frozen white fish that he’d fry up in a pan, followed by a rice cake. I’m talking breakfast, lunch and dinner. No fruit, no veg! Just fish and rice cakes.

The new Porsche 911 looks properly ace!
23 Jan 2019
The eighth generation of the classic German sports car, the 992, is due later this year.

Dude queues for 15-minutes to rob bank using a bottle of Febreze
23 Jan 2019
A hapless bank robber queued for 15 minutes with a bottle of Febreze as a weapon in an attempt to steal money. Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up!

How boobs-out are these Rita Ora pics actually?
22 Jan 2019
She has, to all intents and purposes, got em out.

There's an unhappy ending to The One Where David Schwimmer Stole Some Cans
22 Jan 2019
Great LOLs back in October, wasn't it?

Would you burn a KFC gravy candle?
22 Jan 2019
How much willpower would you need?!

Hannah Brooks takes over the Rampant TV Snapchat!
22 Jan 2019
What starts off as some tame flirting and boob flashing ends in full-blown spread-leg and toying action and it’s truly a mind blowing sight.

Obese man moaned with pleasure after ordering flight attendant to wipe his ass
22 Jan 2019
The story comes courtesy of a flight attendant named Kuo, who had the shift from hell last week on during her EVA Air flight. Shortly after take off, an obese man came up to her and insisted that she pull down his pants and wipe his butthole.

Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive
21 Jan 2019
I knew that the cocaine problem in London was bad but I didn’t realise it was so off the chart that even the creatures in the river Thames are high as balls.

Steve-O claims he went on a massive coke bender with Mike Tyson
18 Jan 2019
We all know that former Jackass star Steve-O was an absolute maniac, but I bet you didn’t know that he once went on a massive coke Bender with the infamous Mike Tyson. What an unlikely pairing.

Is the 10 year challenge a sinister ploy to mine data for facial recognition AI?!
18 Jan 2019
Apparently, some people in the tech industry are worried that the Facebook challenge is just a sneaky way to mine data for facial recognition algorithms.

Dude watches 8000 nude movie scenes to rank the dick sizes of Hollywood actors
18 Jan 2019
one dude decided to live the dream by barricading himself indoors with nothing but a stack of takeaway menus and his remote control. But he wasn’t just doing it for the sheer fuckoffness of it all, he had a purpose - to see chart the penis size of some of the biggest actors in Hollywood.

Treat yourself to some Rita Ora cleavage!
17 Jan 2019
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate that neckline!

Norwich City have done a bit inspired by The Office
17 Jan 2019
Roped the players in to help with with ticket admin, haven't they? Hilarious consequences, etc...

Top Gear series 26 is coming soon and they've had a trailer about it!
16 Jan 2019
It's the end of an era too...

Can't go around wanking in the street, lads
16 Jan 2019
The memo clearly hasn't been passed on to Oxford United and Northern Ireland forward Gavin Whyte.

Check out the first trailer for Spider-Man: Far from home
16 Jan 2019
Far From Home takes place after the events of the fourth Avengers movie, and follows Peter Parker (Tom Holland) and his friends as they take a trip across Europe.

Woman caught with four stolen Rolex watches hidden up her chuff
16 Jan 2019
A woman has been arrested after police discovered four stolen Rolex watches hidden up her chuff. Jesus, how loose do you have to be to hide four watches up there?! I wonder if they came with their original boxes?!

Game of Thrones season 8 gets release date, new trailer
15 Jan 2019
It's happening, lads! April 14th! Less than 3 months to go!

Former England cricketer Monty Panesar went on Mastermind but he can't answer questions good
15 Jan 2019
Aint about to cast aspersions on my man's spin skills, but his general knowledge could probably do with some work.

Couple caught shagging while smeared in bird blood in weird satanic ritual
14 Jan 2019
I’ve seen movies about weird sexual rituals and cults but I never thought I’d actually hear about this shit happening in real life. What went down at the Hawksworth Wood Trail in Kirkstall, Leeds over the weekend is like something straight out of a horror movie.

Fyre Festival documentary shows perception and reality of failed concert!
14 Jan 2019
Remember the story that hit the headlines last year involving the Fyre Music Festival and how the whole thing was marketed as luxury but ended up being totally fake? Well there's now a documentary about it and it looks freakin brilliant!

Sperm banks are desperately looking for ginger donors!
11 Jan 2019
Apparently, due to an increased number of celeb gingers such as Ed Sheehan, Prince Harry, Amy Adams, Emma Stone and Isla Fisher, the demand for ginger babies has skyrocketed, and so has the need for ginger sperm.

Andy Murray announces his retirement from tennis
11 Jan 2019
Give that man a knighthood!