A 40-year-old man has had to have emergency surgery to remove a can of Glade air freshener from his asshole after a sex game with his wife went horribly wrong. Yikes
Francisco Moscoso was rushed to the Puello Hospital in the capital of the Dominican Republic after he couldn’t retrieve it the massive air freshener can from his anus. Apparently Francisco asked his wife to shove big up there during sex which she happily agreed to. What an obliging woman.
Local media reported that the surgery took around two hours and went without a hitch. The doctor who performed the surgery said that although shoving a can up there was bizarre, he had seen worse over the years, with some people sticking aubergines, plastics toys and all sorts up their butts. How about we all just stop sticking things up our asses that don’t belong there. Then we won’t have to keep having these embarrassing trips to the hospital.
Francisco Moscoso was rushed to the Puello Hospital in the capital of the Dominican Republic after he couldn’t retrieve it the massive air freshener can from his anus. Apparently Francisco asked his wife to shove big up there during sex which she happily agreed to. What an obliging woman.
Local media reported that the surgery took around two hours and went without a hitch. The doctor who performed the surgery said that although shoving a can up there was bizarre, he had seen worse over the years, with some people sticking aubergines, plastics toys and all sorts up their butts. How about we all just stop sticking things up our asses that don’t belong there. Then we won’t have to keep having these embarrassing trips to the hospital.