Rampant TV
Political satire show 'Spitting Image' is making a comeback!
30 Sept 2019
due to the utter state of the current political climate and having an abundance of material to work from, the show will be making a comeback and you’ll be pleased to know that the pilot episode has already been shot.
The moment former wrestling pro Vader pops his eyeball back in after it popped out
30 Sept 2019
The video was taken during Vader’s early days and shows Vader fighting Stan Hansen in an epic match. The pair are totally hammering each other in what seems like a normal wrestling match, that is until Vader’s fucking eyeball pops out!!!
Debbie Harry claims David Bowie flashed her his "notorious" penis as a reward for getting drugs
30 Sept 2019
We all know Debbie Harry as the insanely talented singer and party girl but who knew she was also David Bowie’s ‘cock-checker’. In her upcoming new memoir, Blondie claims that David Bowie once whipped out his massive dong as a reward for getting him drugs.
Dude whips his 10-inch cock out in shop to prove he wasn't shoplifting
27 Sept 2019
A guy was forced to drop his trousers in a clothes shop last week to confirm his innocence after security accused him of stealing. Jesus, Imagine popping in for a mooch around a local clothes shop only to be forced by security guards to whop out your cock out.
Guy caught shagging a traffic cone after a night on the sauce!
27 Sept 2019
We've all done some proper dumb shit whilst off our faces on booze but none are quite as stupid as Trevor Smith, who thought he’d fuck a traffic cone after a night on the raz.
Dean Gaffney joins dating app Bumble & says he wants a ‘normal girl’
26 Sept 2019
Former Eastenders actor Dean found himself back on the market recently after he split up with his girlfriend of three years, Rebekah. Not one to sit around and wait for women to fall into his lap, Dean decided to join dating app Bumble in a bid to meet some decent honey’s!
Fyre Festival’s Billy McFarland kicked out of luxury prison & put in solitary confinement
26 Sept 2019
After being found guilty, McFarland was sentenced to six years in the Federal Correctional Institution at Otisville, which is known as one of the plushest prisons in America. However, it’s still prison, and there are rules, including having any form of electronic device, which McFarland broke last week.
Anti-masturbation preacher gets completely annihilated by students
26 Sept 2019
Some people just love to spread a bit of hate, like this anti-masturbation, anti-LGBT preacher who clearly thinks giving yourself an orgasm is a cardinal sin. He recently turned up at the University of Kentucky to share his view with the students but they weren’t quite onboard with his message.
Mum charged with neglect claims adopted 10-year-old is actually 22-year-old con-woman
26 Sept 2019
A mum charged with neglect for abandoning her 10-year-old adopted daughter has made claims that the girl isn’t a kid at all, and is in fact a 22-year-old sociopath who pretended to be a child and tried to kill her. Yikes. It’s like plot of the movie The Orphan.
Jonah Hill in talks to play The Riddler in new Batman movie!
25 Sept 2019
It looks like Jonah Hill is in talks to play a villain in the new Batman movie opposite Robert Pattinson, and a source says that he’ll be playing the Riddler and not the Penguin like everyone assumed.
Man jailed for jizzing on a strippers leg!
24 Sept 2019
After this grim story about jizzing on a strippers leg emerged from a Bristol strip club, I can kinda see why there’s a no-touching rule in UK stripclubs.
Too many fizzy drinks caused this guy’s arm to rot away!
24 Sept 2019
We all know that fizzy drinks are horrendous for your health. They can cause obesity, tooth decay and heart disease but I never knew they could also cause your limbs to rot away like the poor sod in the next story.
Restaurant owner blasts guy with fire extinguisher after he failed to stub out ciggy!
24 Sept 2019
some people go to great lengths to ensure smokers aren’t allowed anywhere near them, like this OTT dude who decided to blast some guy in the face with a fire extinguisher after he refused to stun out his ciggy.
The ‘Storm Area 51’ event has been made into a porn parody!
23 Sept 2019
The whole Storm Area 51 event has probably been one of the most talked-about events of 2019 so naturally, it had to get it own porn parody, and who likes to produce the most ridiculous porn? PornHub of course!
Nursing home fined after residents test positive for cocaine!
23 Sept 2019
A nursing home in New Haven, Connecticut has been slapped with a hefty fine after four of its residents tested positive for cocaine. Damn, I thought that being in an old people’s home would be dull as fuck but it seems like this lot are living their best life.
Woman reckons she looks fit as fuck after tripling the size of her lips!
23 Sept 2019
A Bulgarian student has tripled the size of her lips over the past few years because she reckons it’s 'more fashionable'. 22-year-old Andrea Emilova Ivanova, apparently gets her lips topped up with filler once a months, costing her £135 a pop.
Instagram model locked up in Thai jail for having missing passport pages
20 Sept 2019
A Scottish model and Instagram influencer got herself banged up in a Thai prison for a whole day after Thai officials discovered she had 2 pages missing from her passport. Damn, those Thai’s don’t mess about!
Dudes cock rots away after he injects it with Vaseline to make it bigger!
20 Sept 2019
ne dude thought he knew a simpler and cheaper way of achieving a bigger shlong - by injecting himself with Petroleum jelly!
Divorced dad becomes first in the world to own the Harmony sex robot
20 Sept 2019
A guy who calls himself ‘Brick Dollbanger’ has become the first person in the world to own the new Harmony sex doll - so realistic that it actually remembers your birthday and can orgasm.
LEGO version of the new Land Rover Defender looks better than the real thing! How embarrassing!
18 Sept 2019
Boxier innit. What we want, isn't it?
Here's a trailer for Ford v Ferrari, which looks decent
18 Sept 2019
Starring Matt Damon as Carroll Shelby and Christian Bale as Ken Miles
Amazon are selling a bracelet that shocks you if you eat too much!
13 Sept 2019
There's a new device on the market that will sort out all you fat bastards out there - a new shock bracelet that will give you zap whenever you get a craving. What a great way to shed the pounds.
Babestation’s Kayleigh Wanless tweets ‘I need a solisitor’ before court appearance
13 Sept 2019
Babestation model and glamour girl Kayleigh Wanless has been ordered to pay £3,000 after a row with her ex-boyfriend’s aunt.
Pretty Little Thing customer finds skidmarks and pubes in crotch of bodysuit
13 Sept 2019
One girl decided to treat herself to a bodysuit but got a bit more than she bargained for when it showed up - a nice brown stain and a couple of hairs. Mmmm nice