Rampant TV
Judy & Punch trailer: Mia Wasikowska stars in reimagining of puppet story
15 Oct 2019
Judy & Punch is a revenge-themed movie based on the infamous puppet show Punch and Judy.
Terminally ill Doctor becomes the world's first full cyborg
14 Oct 2019
A terminally ill scientist who has motor neurone disease has become the world’s first person to become a full-blown cyborg.
Dude seen hiking in bright pink thong & work boots
14 Oct 2019
A group of hikers got a right eyeful when they spotted a semi-naked man on the mountain trail, wearing nothing but a pink thong and a pair of work boots. Apparently it made the women "uncomfortable" but I think those dozy cows need to lighten the fuck up. It’s only a pasty ass FFS!
Doctors mutilated dudes dick trying to fix his month-long Viagra-fuelled erection
11 Oct 2019
A 26-year-old man has found himself unable to get a hard-on after one Viagra pill made him hard for an entire month and left him with multiple medical issues.
Stalker zooms in on popstar’s eye in photo to find out where she lives!
11 Oct 2019
26-year-old nutjob, Hibiki Sato, took his obsession with Ena way too far by actually zooming in on her eye ball in one of her Instagram photos and seeing the name of a train station reflected in it. He also tracked her videos that showed Ena’s curtains and noted how the lights shone through her windows.
Netflix drops trailer for epic new true-crime documentary, Tell Me Who I am!!!
11 Oct 2019
The documentary tells the story of Alex Lewis, an 18-year-old who fell into a coma after a motorcycle accident. When he woke up, Alex couldn’t remember anything about his life except that the person opposite him was his twin brother Marcus.
Rangers fan Amanda Rendall celebrates the Gers going to the top of the league
10 Oct 2019
Scottish pocket rocket and Rangers fan Amanda Rendall was splashed all over the tabloids yesterday after she shared her delight at the news that her beloved football team, Rangers are going to the top of the league, after beating Celtic to the top of the Scottish Premiership.
Millionaire's son threatened barman with fake gun after being refused prosecco
10 Oct 2019
A millionaire’s son got himself in a spot of bother after he threatened a barman with a fake gun after being refused another glass of prosecco. However, the mega rich don’t even have to serve out their punishment like the rest of us, as the ginger toff has been allowed to jet off to Barbados on a family holiday before his sentencing.
Dude boasts biggest arms in Russia after injecting them with oil
10 Oct 2019
A 21 year old†bodybuilder†who calls himself Popeye, has claimed that he has the biggest arms in Russia after injecting oil into his arms.
Dude posts the most fucked-up message on incel forum!
8 Oct 2019
This story comes courtesy of some random guy on Twitter who recently found this worrying post on a incel forum. Thankfully the guy who tweeted it was only sharing it to highlight how abhorrent it was and not because he’s an incel himself.
Government worried no-deal Brexit will see a rise in dogging among lorry drivers!
8 Oct 2019
An unnamed cabinet minister who spoke at last week’s Tory party conference reckons a no deal Brexit could result in an increase in dogging due to the increased amount of queue time that lorry drivers might have to face when crossing the Channel.
Dude becomes the first in the world to get back implants!
8 Oct 2019
A plastic surgery fanatic known as ‘the human Ken Doll’ is back in the spotlight after flying under radar for the last few years after developing his very own brand of back implants.
Trans former army veteran gets whopping set of 42JJ tits!
7 Oct 2019
As a daughter I couldn’t imagine how I’d feel if my dad had bigger and better tits than me. I’d probably be a bit pissed off if I’m honest. Like ‘come on dad, there can only be one set of cracking cans in this family’! Thankfully I don’t have to worry about that because my dads saggy man-boobs won’t be winning prizes anytime soon. However, its a genuine issue for Maxine Montoya’s daughter, who has to deal with her trans dad’s newly acquired humongous chebs.
Carol Vorderman steps out in another skin-tight outfit!
7 Oct 2019
Since last months tight leather trousers pic it appears as though Carol has become addicted to the online comments as she has posted another picture of her smoking hot figure in a super-revealing dress.
This clip from 1994 of people asking what the internet is has gone viral!
4 Oct 2019
This 1994 clip of Bryant Gumbel on The Today Show has gone viral this week for it’s completely bizarre chat about the the internet and what it actually is. I never thought I’d look back to hear someone utter the words: What is internet anyway?
Guy Ritchie's new film 'The Gentleman' goes back to his 'Lock, Stock' roots
3 Oct 2019
Guy Ritchie knows what he’s best at and has decided to go back to his 'Lock, Stock' roots with his upcoming new film titled, The Gentleman.
Dude uses cheese grater to remove his own arm tattoo!
3 Oct 2019
With laser tattoo removal costing hundreds of pounds, some people have come up with their own methods of ridding themselves of their patchy, badly drawn, unwanted ink - like this guy who thought a cheese grater would be the best idea. Ouch
Former 'Boy Meets World' star swaps Disney for Porn career
3 Oct 2019
A former Disney star has well and truly left her squeaky clean career behind as she has just decided she will now be pursuing a career in porn. Hallelujah!
First ‘Birds of Prey’ trailer drops starring Margot Robbie
2 Oct 2019
I’ve say it before and I’ll say it again - Suicide Squad was the biggest pile of plop of 2016. The only decent thing about that movie was Harley Quinn, played by Margot Robbie, so when it was revealed that she’d be reprising her role for Birds of Prey, fans were pretty ecstatic.
Ulrika Jonsson reveals ex-husband only had sex with her once in eight years!
2 Oct 2019
During a very open interview on Loose Women, Ulrika admitted that during eight years of marriage to husband Brian Monet, they had only had sex once and that this is why they divorced.
Kevin Smith announces he’ll be making Clerks 3 with original cast!
2 Oct 2019
Kevin Smith's latest announcement will send fans into a meltdown as Smith has just revealed that he will be making Clerks 3 with the ORIGINAL cast!
Prankster using the 'Grandad' Snapchat filter calls Babestation
1 Oct 2019
The latest prank bestowed upon the legendary babe channel involved an 80-year-old grandad calling the show to have a natter with big-titted Tara T. However, it wasn’t really a grandad at all, but a young guy using a Snapchat filter.
Boris Johnson's ex terrified after laptop containing damning pics of PM get stolen!
1 Oct 2019
Boris Johnson’s former lover (eww) Jennifer Arcuri had her laptop stolen over the weekend and the hard drive contained more than a few family pics and an old CV. It actually contained personal information including pictures and emails dating back to her affair with Boris and she’s shitting herself that the info will be leaked.
Nicolas Cage's new movie 'Primal' sees him fighting wild animals on a ship!
30 Sept 2019
Nic Cage's new movie Primal has been compared to Con Air crossed with Snakes on a Plane so if that doesn’t make you want to see it, you’re bonkers because it doesn’t get anymore awesome/ridiculous that that!