Rampant TV
Eastenders actor John Altman quit when writers wanted Nick Cotton to be gay
29 Oct 2019
Nick was killed off 5 years ago by Dot but he’s now revealed that his original exit from the show was down to a disagreement he had with a producer over plans to write Nick into a gay relationship.
Chris Lilley teases a Mr G spin-off series!
28 Oct 2019
During the Ask Me Anything, one person asked Lilley if he would ever do a Mr G spin-off and he replied, saying: Yeah probs. They'll all come back eventually.
Dude gets fired after posting meme on Facebook about pooing at work
28 Oct 2019
A dude was recently fired by his boss all because of a meme he posted on Facebook. The meme in question features Elmo on the toilet with the caption, “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.†Pretty inoffensive stuff right?! Clearly the boss wasn’t impressed.
Former soldier claims to be '100% straight' despite his career as a gay porn star
28 Oct 2019
A former soldier who claims to be ‘100% straight' is now earning megabucks as a gay porn star. Daniel McGraffin, who goes by the porn name Geordie Jackson, earns up to £1,000 a day by taking a load of cock, and his girlfriend seems to be totally cool about it.
Babestation model finally accepts fan's £20,000
25 Oct 2019
The plot thickens with the whole Babestation saga - less than 24 hours after former Babestation model Laura Jones, said she ‘wasn’t sure’ she wanted to accept a fan’s offer to leave her £20k in his will, she’s now had a change of heart. Well duh...
Dude arrested for shagging & jizzing on stuffed 'Olaf' toy in the middle of busy supermarket!
25 Oct 2019
A dude from Florida (obviously) has been arrested after he was caught shagging a stuffed ‘Olaf’ from Frozen snowman toy in front of a whole heap of horrified shoppers in Target.
The world's most famous haunted house introduces a torturous new attraction - Desolation!
25 Oct 2019
The new attraction is called Desolation and it features tonnes of extreme shit, from being tied up, tortured, locked in small spaces and being terrorised by creepy crawlies.
This dude's girlfriend is his 24/7 slave!!!
23 Oct 2019
Nancy and Jack, 24, live a BDSM lifestyle, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and say they’re the happiest they’ve ever been. After one year of being “vanillaâ€, the couple say that their relationship has improved by taking on constant dominant and submissive roles.
Babestation model says she isn't sure she wants to take fans £20,000!
23 Oct 2019
So we have a follow up to the story involving the dude who was trying to track down ex-Babestation star, Laura Jones, so he could leave her £20,000 in his will. It’s still weird no matter how many times I hear about it.
Dude trying to trace Babestation girl so he can leave her £20,000 in his will
22 Oct 2019
A dude from Milton Keynes is on a mission to hunt down the Babestation girl he spoke to on the phone for a year, so he can leave her £20,000 in his will. I know, it’s pretty weird!
Pensioner joined gang & acted as getaway driver because he was lonely!
22 Oct 2019
Ian Hemmens says he joined the gang to combat his crippling loneliness and because ‘he liked talking to people’. He apparently drove Akeem Adebayo and Mahamud Sami to Bognor Regis where Sami found and stabbed gang rival, Dimitrijs Semelis.
Pornstar ‘Bridget the Midget’ arrested after stabbing boyfriend with butter knife!
21 Oct 2019
Adult star and escort Bridget the Midget is looking at 15 years in the clink after stabbing her boyfriend with a butter knife. Jeez. Cheryl Murphy AKA Bridget Powers or ‘Bridget the Midget’, stabbed boyfriend, Jesse James in the leg with a butter knife after finding out he cheated on her.
Bratty Jared Leto tried to stop ‘Joker’ being made because he wasn’t a part of it!
21 Oct 2019
Even though the Joker movie is being hailed as one of the greatest movies of all time by fans and critics, it appears not everyone is so keen - one man who has panties in a twist over the movie’s huge success is none other Jared Leto AKA the Joker in Suicide Squad.
You can now buy Penis slippers to match your 4ft cuddly penis!
21 Oct 2019
After the huge success of their cuddly cock - Pierre the Penis, Firebox has just launched their new phallic-shaped slippers, which range from sizes 7-12.
Bombshell trailer drops: the true story of the Fox News sex scandal starring Morgot Robbie
18 Oct 2019
The trailer shows Gretchen Carlson (Nicole Kidman) taking legal action against Fox News' Roger Ailes (John Lithgow) just as a hot young producer (Margot Robbie) joins the network. The producer, a fictional character named Kayla Pospisil, soon gets to know just how toxic the environment is at Fox News when she asks to get in front of the camera and is told by Ailes she needs to prove she is "loyal" first. We all know what that means.
You can now buy a mini hot tub for your testicles!
18 Oct 2019
Testicuzzi is a brand new, ground-breaking miniature hot tub tailor-made for your sweaty balls. And before you start thinking it’s just some novelty tat from the gadget shop, think again - because the website insists that it's an 'actual product'.
Ryan Reynolds & John Krasinski team up for new comedy movie, Imaginary Friends
17 Oct 2019
Imaginary Friends tells the tale of a man who can see and talk to peoples imaginary friends, befriending the ones who have been discarded. Aww. However, some imaginary friends who are lacking in love and friendship turn to the dark side and it’s up to Reynolds character to save the world from the ones who have turned evil.
Jennifer Aniston posts ‘Friends’ pic with Matthew Perry doing coke in the background!
17 Oct 2019
Whilst the pic looked totally innocent at first glance, there’s one small minor detail that Jen probably should’ve checked before uploading the pic to millions of fans. If you look closely you’ll just make out Matthew Perry AKA Chandler Bing racking up a big ol line of charlie on his phone.
UK ditches plan for online porn age verification
17 Oct 2019
After being in talks for years about age verification in the UK for all pornographic websites, the government has now decided to scrap the whole idea altogether because they can’t figure out how to do it effectively.
Oleksandr Zinchenko needs to pack it in!
16 Oct 2019
It is with regret we must inform you that the Man City defender is a bit of a tit.
Zoe Kravitz cast as Catwoman in new Robert Pattinson 'Batman' movie!
16 Oct 2019
Zoe has just signed on to play Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman, beating a bunch of other actresses to the post, including Zazie Beetz (Joker), Eiza Gonzalez (Baby Driver) and Alicia Vikander (Ex Machina).
A huge bag of dildos has been found in small Somerset village
16 Oct 2019
A dude named Richard Lees spotted the ripped bag of dildos just outside Natwest in Bridgwater, Somerset. The paper bag had clearly split open due to the sheer weight of all those dildos, which probably caused the owner a bit of embarrassment, giving them no option than to dump them and run.
Fans ecstatic with new Sonic the Hedgehog design leaks!
16 Oct 2019
Thankfully the producers took heed and listened to the fans, promising to redesign Sonic. It looks like we might have our very first look at the new and improved Sonic and I must say - he’s looking more cheeky just like the original.
Homeless man accused Harry Styles of offering him cash for ‘fun’ in hotel!
15 Oct 2019
Harry Styles appeared in court this week after he was relentlessly stalked by a homeless dude. Apparently the dude got a bit obsessed with Harry after he bought him some food. Jeez, the poor fucker can’t even do a good deed without being stalked.