Rampant TV
Reports show that people in their 90s are loving cocaine!
12 Nov 2019
I always assumed that people relax more in their old age and take up hobbies like knitting, gardening and pottering. However, I couldn’t be more wrong, because according to recent statistics by the NHS, old folks love getting bang on the gear!
Meet Demi Fox - the comedy model!
12 Nov 2019
Every now and then I’ll strike gold and stumble upon a model who not only has the looks but also the well-timed wit and ability to rip the piss out of herself, and here she is - Demi Fox AKA Layla Kate, a truly rare find!
Watch this ‘Germany’s got Talent’ contestant eat a load of sausages with her butthole
11 Nov 2019
Duckie L’Orange is a German comedienne who thought it would be funny to do a skit on the German version of Britain’s Got Talent based solely around her asshole.
Dude is claiming his McDonald’s tea contained weed & made him ‘high as a kite’
11 Nov 2019
A dude is claiming that he was left feeling ‘high as a kite’ after drinking an iced tea from McDonald’s, and apparently me isn’t happy about it.
A new Scream movie is in the works!
8 Nov 2019
After Scream’s director Wes Craven died, fans gave up hope of ever having another instalment but it looks like a new movie could be in the works. Apparently Spyglass Entertainment have secured the rights to Scream after re-launching themselves as a content company after buying Dimension Films after the whole Harvey Weinstein thing left them up shits creek.
Simone Jay lifts the lid on what it's really like to be a Babestation girl!
8 Nov 2019
The Babestation girls can't seem to stay out of the tabloids at the moment. First there was Kayleigh Wanless 'looking for a solisitor' and now we have Simone Jay lifting the lid on what it's really like to be a Babestation model.
Pamela Anderson accused of cultural appropriation over Halloween costume
7 Nov 2019
Halloween might been good fun for most part, but it’s also a time where the internet can go into a meltdown after a few celebs miss the mark on their costumes - calling cultural appropriation.
Watch this woman spray her breast milk into the crowd at EDM festival
7 Nov 2019
The bizarre scene took place at the EDM Dirtybird Festival in California where a dude managed to catch the whole thing on camera. The women can be seen wearing a boots and leotard combo and really feeling the music. Then she just pops her tits out and starts squirting our milk like a super soaker.
Mum's outrage as Deliveroo charges her for KFC bucket she never received!
7 Nov 2019
Dawn told Stoke-on-Trent Live how a mix-up with her address left her and her family hungry and £28.29 out of pocket. She had wanted to treat her daughter Erica to a bucket of KFC for her birthday along with her other kids and their grandmother but she had accidentally left her former address as well as her current address on her Deliveroo account.
Dude gets broom handle stuck up his ass after prank goes horribly wrong!
6 Nov 2019
The story hails from East Kilbride, Lanarkshire, and involves a kitchen porter who had a broom literally stuck up his asshole where it perforated his guts after a chef’s prank went horribly wrong. 29-year-old Gary Trice, fucked up his new colleague’s anus with a broom handle while trying to copy something he had seen on the Facebook page ‘on the tools’.
This woman photographed 100 fannies to show that all vaginas are normal!
6 Nov 2019
I’ve seen a fair few minges in my time, mainly belonging to other glamour girls and porn stars so they tend to be your typical tidy and tucked kinda vag. But not all minges are like that! Vaginas come in all different shapes and sizes and British photographer, Laura Dodsworth has decided to document just how many differences there are by appearing on the Channel 4 documentary, 100 Vaginas.
Matthew McConaughey & Colin Farrell in talks to star in new 'Batman' movie
6 Nov 2019
Despite people initially being a bit iffy about Robert Pattinson playing Bruce Wayne in the upcoming Batman movie, it seems like they’re finally on side as two new cast members have just been announced.
Woman quits job to eat 10,000 calorie meals on YouTube
5 Nov 2019
A woman thought it’d be a good idea to quit her job and become a Mukbang star on YouTube instead, which involves filming herself eating thousands of calories at one time. Wow, she’s really living the dream!
'Kidz Bop Karen' becomes viral meme after weird road rage incident
5 Nov 2019
A clip was uploaded of a bizarre road rage incident and it involves a woman who looks so mental that she’s since been dubbed ‘Kids Bop Karen.’
Over protective dad grills daughter's new boyfriend about his porn history!
5 Nov 2019
It's pretty normal for a dad to be protective of his daughter when she starts dating but not to the point where every possible suitor is scared off. This bellend thought it’d be a good idea to present his daughter’s boyfriend with a probing questionnaire which included questions such as “what’s your history with porn?â€
Brian Harvey gets kicked out of Benefits Office for calling everyone "slags"
4 Nov 2019
Brian has been involved in some pretty bizarre news stories over the years including running himself over with his own car, demanding meetings with the Prime Minister outside number 10 Downing Street and smashing his East 17 records to pieces while calling out music industry paedophiles. To be fair, that last one is probably true. He’s been back in the papers again recently after he uploaded a video to YouTube channel, showing himself kicking up a stink at his local benefits office.
Awesome new 'Rick & Morty' claymation shorts pay tribute to classic Sci-Fi movies
4 Nov 2019
Rick & Morty: The Non-Canonical Adventures are a bunch of super short yet effective clips that were made as mid-commercial Adult Swim IDs. Rick & Morty creator Justin Roiland pitched in to do Rick and Morty’s voices, and the results are just amazing.
Dude caught shagging a pile of leaves in Beefeater car park!
1 Nov 2019
What’s not to love about autumn - the baggy jumpers, golden leaves and the run-up to Crimbo, it’s just glorious. However, some people seem to love it a bit TOO much, like this dude who was literally caught with his pants down shagging a pile of leaves.
Meet the cringe couple who live as real-life vampires
1 Nov 2019
Cringe warrior couple, Lea and Tim have taken their love of vampires a tad far but having their teeth filed down to points and even cutting each other with razor blades so they can feed on each other's blood. Oh fuck off!
Russian dude sues Apple after claiming his iPhone turned him gay!
31 Oct 2019
D Razumilov is claiming that his pesky iPhone is to blame for his homosexuality because shortly after being sent the GayCoins he started going out with a dude.
Dude shoves 28 magnetic balls in his cock while sleepwalking
31 Oct 2019
Some people will come up with the most wild excuses just to come off as innocent as possible, like this dude who claimed to be ‘sleepwalking’ whilst he shoved 28 magnetic up his cock. Hmm, likely story bruh.
Meet the woman who identifies as a cat!
31 Oct 2019
31-year-old Kat Lyons, first discovered net inner catness in high school, and has been into kitten roleplay ever since. As well as being a cat in her private life, Kat is also a feline in her working life, working as a model at Cat Girl Manor which is a place that hosts animal roleplay through BDSM events.
Plastic surgery addict undergoes third op to achieve perfect ' Barbie fanny'
30 Oct 2019
A plastic surgery addict is about to undergo her third fanny operation in the hopes of achieving the perfect 'Barbie vagina'. Surely that’s a pretty straight forward procedure, you just need to stitch the whole thing up!
McKamey Manor faces huge backlash after waiver reveals they're allowed to rip your teeth out!
29 Oct 2019
’m not exaggerating here, the shit they’re allowed to do to do is messed up. Someone recently got hold of a copy of the waiver and posted it online and I shit you not, it’s truly terrifying. Firstly, before anyone signs the waiver they need to have undergone a sports fitness test and also have a doctor’s note, a safe word, proof of medical insurance and a background check. People who sign it are literally putting their life in these sickos hands.