Rampant TV
Ulrika Jonsson’s new advert banned for being too racy!
5 Dec 2019
Ulrika was booked to appear in dating app Lumen’s new Christmas advert but after shooting, producers had to scrap the ad because it was deemed too racy to air by TFL.
Dude spends £700,000 on surgery to look like human Ken doll!
5 Dec 2019
A Brazilian plastic surgery fanatic has taken his love of the Ken doll to new extremes by going under the knife again and again in a bid to look like his idol. Pity he’s just ended up looking like a butch lesbian instead.
Josh Brolin burns anus after trying out wacky new wellness trend!
4 Dec 2019
one celeb has decided to give butt-chugging sunlight a go himself and has given his verdict. Turns out, not only is it nonsense, but ‘perineum sunning’ can actually leave you with some pretty serious anus burns. Avengers & Goonies star Josh Brolin took to Instagram to detail his experience and it ain’t pretty
'Wax my balls' Jessica Yaniv is now moaning that a gynaecologist refused to see her
4 Dec 2019
After losing the 'Wax my balls' case Jessica thought she’d have a go at another business, accusing them of discrimination - this time aimed at a gynaecologist.
East 17 whisper 'Stay Another Day' in ASMR Christmas video
4 Dec 2019
You may not have realised but East 17 reformed recently, digging out a bunch of their old classics and playing a load of shitty clubs throughout the UK. Brian Harvey decided against making a comeback on account of his mental breakdown. Eek! Remember him going batshit at the Benefits Office
The first trailer for the Black Widow movie is finally here!
3 Dec 2019
If you’ve been anxiously waiting to see how the MCU would handle a Black Widow movie after what happened to her in Avengers: Endgame, then the wait is finally over!
Residents from 'Bell End' are fuming after road sign keeps being stolen
3 Dec 2019
A bunch of residents from ‘Bell End’ in Northamptonshire were left fuming after pranksters kept stealing their street sign. Tbf, I’d probably do the same after a few bevvies on a Saturday night. Who wouldn’t love a huge ‘Bell End’ sign in their bog?!
Shortlist announced for 2019 ‘Bad Sex Literary’ Award
29 Nov 2019
I once read a book that described a pussy as a ‘fuzzy triangle’. HA! Turns out the ‘fuzzy triangle’ isn’t the worst piece of writing out there, as there is actually an awards ceremony dedicated to the worst sex literature. Who knew?! Here is the shortlist for the 2019 Bad Sex Literary Awards. I must warn you, it’s bad!
Elliot is reunited with E.T in Sky Christmas Advert
29 Nov 2019
Not one to be outdone by John Lewis, Sky released their Christmas advert, reuniting E.T. and Elliott 37 years after the original movie came out. Man, I feel old.
Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy
28 Nov 2019
I’m all for wellness, mindfulness and being in touch with our bodies, but sometimes shit just goes too far, like this new movement involving sunning your actual asshole!
Employee at HR company discovers hidden camera taped to urinal
27 Nov 2019
Jason Savage, who works at TriNet USA in New Jersey, discovered a ‘surreptitiously placed’ camera on the urinal and said that whoever hid it had clearly “positioned the device’s small lens to record the genitalia of individuals using the bathroom urinal.†Yikes!
Katie Price goes full-on savage & calls Emily Atack out for have a "fishy" fanny!
26 Nov 2019
If you’ve been keeping up to date with ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’, you’d have seen former Inbetweeners star and I’m a Celeb presenter Emily Atack make a pretty funny joke about Katie Price having an STD. However, it doesn’t seem like Katie Price saw the funny side.
Bikram Yoga ‘creator’ responds to scathing new Netflix documentary
26 Nov 2019
The documentary tells the story of the man who made Bikram Yoga famous but he’s not the peaceful, loving soul you might expect, as you’ll come to find out that the yoga guru actually has a whole bunch of sexual abuse allegations against him.
Dude who spent £100,000 trying to look Korean...doesn’t look Korean!
26 Nov 2019
28-year-old Oli London, a white dude from London, spent a few years living in Korea where he became obsessed with kpop. After seeing BTS and loving Jimin’s look, he decided to pursue his goal of looking like the Korean singer.
The producers of 'Us' & 'Get Out' have dropped new horror trailer for ‘Antebellum’
25 Nov 2019
The teaser trailer for ‘Antebellum’ has just dropped and although it doesn’t really give us any clues as to what it’s going to be about, we do know that it’s set in the present day during what looks like the American Civil War.
Dudes can now shag virtual reality duplicates of exes & celebs with murky new software
22 Nov 2019
With all the state of the art sex dolls and blowjob machines that have come out in recent years, I didn’t think it could get much creepier - but I stand corrected! There is now a service where you can pay to bang realistic virtual reality duplicates of celebrities and exes.
380lb man caught trying to hide meth in his belly button!
21 Nov 2019
A fat fucker from Florida found a rather nifty way of transporting meth so that he didn’t get caught by the cops. Turns out he just shoved his stash into his massive crevice of a belly button. Tbf, it’s not the worst idea I’ve ever heard!
Russian bodybuilder 'Popeye' has 3lbs of rotten muscle removed from his biceps
21 Nov 2019
Remember that Russian maniac who injected a load of synthol into his biceps and earned himself the nickname ‘Popeye’? Well after abusing the injections for far too long, he’s had to undergo surgery to save his life and his arms. What a pleb!
Dude nearly dies after parasitic worm swims up his penis & lays eggs
21 Nov 2019
32-year-old James Michael, from Kensington, said he was left 'debilitated' and unable to sleep after a parasite attacked his body from the inside out after a ‘dream holiday’ in Africa. James was travelling with friends from Zambia to Zimbabwe when shit went wrong.
Woman discovers friend's ‘strategically carved’ sex toy made of soap!
20 Nov 2019
A woman has been blocked by her mate on social media after she shared his ‘strategically carved’ sex toy made of soap.
A 'Friends' reunion special is currently in the works!
13 Nov 2019
Fans of the show have been begging for a reunion for years and had just about given up hope when HBO Max suddenly dropped the bombshell that a reunion show is officially in the works. OH. MY. GOD!!!
Superfan opens a Conor McGregor themed restaurant & it looks seriously shit!
13 Nov 2019
Whether you love him or hate him, you can’t deny that Conor McGregor might be one of the most recognised people on the planet right now. It’s all cool being a fan and whatnot but opening a Conor McGregor-themed restaurant like this dude might be a step too far.
Homeless guy throws bucket of hot diarrhea in woman's face!
13 Nov 2019
Heidi van Tassel was just minding her own business near the Hollywood Walk of Fame when a homeless dude named Jerre Blessings jumped out.
New 'Sonic the Hedgehog' trailer shows awesome redesign after disastrous first version!
12 Nov 2019
Thank gawd the creators actually listened to the fans and finally managed to churn out something that resembles the old nostalgia-inducing Sonic we all know and love. Sonic the Hedgehog races into cinemas on February 14th 2020.