Rampant TV
This scary new app can give you a persons name & address from a photo of their face
22 Jan 2020
Imagine if there was an app out there that would allow a total stranger to upload a photo of you and find out your full name and address. It’d be creepy right?! Well it turns out that app actually exists, thanks to a new startup called Clearview AI.
This model has spent £200,000 on surgery to look like a Pamela Anderson doll
22 Jan 2020
we’re heading over to Scotland where glamour model and mum of four Amanda Lovelie, has splashed out £200,000 on transforming herself into a Pamela Anderson doll. Yup, not even the real Pammy, a Pammy doll!
Student’s eyelashes ripped out after being hit in the face with massive dildo
15 Jan 2020
Tegan Denham posted a video on Snapchat showing the weird moment where she was dancing with a whopping double-ender. Don’t get too excited! It’s not as explicit as it sounds. Tegan was having a jolly old time at Bongo's Bingo in Newcastle, swinging the dildo about when suddenly the tip of the rubber dong hits her in the eye and ends up ripping out her eyelashes.
Dude’s dick starts to rot after he got it stuck in metal pipe for 5 days!
15 Jan 2020
ere we go again - another fuckwit trying to fuck something that isn’t designed for fucking. This time we’re in Thailand where an unnamed man’s penis began to decay after he got it lodged in a metal pipe for 5 days and only sought help when the pain became too unbearable.
The trailer for Jared Leto’s new Marvel flick ‘Morbius’ is finally here
14 Jan 2020
I don’t know why anyone would want to sign Jared Leto up for a lead role in a superhero movie after the shit-show that was Suicide Squad but all I can say is, he must give one hell of a blowjob! Leto was cast as the lead in Spider-Man spinoff Morbius and tbf, it doesn’t look too bad.
Dude hospitalised with 3-day lob-on after taking bull sex stimulant
14 Jan 2020
A dude from Mexico has had to have emergency surgery after taking a stimulant which is meant for breeding bulls which left him with a rather painful 3-day-long erection. Apparently the guy had a date with a younger woman and wanted to show her a good time.
Here's Prince Harry asking Disney's CEO to give Meghan Markle a voiceover job
13 Jan 2020
A clip has been doing the rounds showing Harry talking to Disney CEO Bob Iger, telling him how Meghan does voice over work and how she’s “really interestedâ€, while Meghan is standing nearby chatting to Jay-Z & Beyonce.
Woman accidentally sends pic of 'rejuvenated fanny' to 20-year-old son
13 Jan 2020
The unnamed mum thought she’d treat herself to a non-surgical vaginal rejuvenation so naturally she wanted to share her results with her husband. However, the mum wasn’t very tech savvy so she ended up buzzing over a before and after shot of her clunge to her horrified son.
You can now buy a wearable replica mask of your pets face!
7 Jan 2020
A company over on Japan has created a whole new way for you to bond with your pet which involves wearing a replica mask of your pets face, and what’s more it’s only £1,500. Bargain!
Belle Delphine is now selling a tub of her own piss for $10,000
7 Jan 2020
After going through a bit of a tough time having her Instagram account shut down and getting arrested, Belle Delphine is back and she’s flogging more of her liquid. However, her latest product ain’t just a dribble of pink bathwater - it’s piss!
Don’t F*ck With Cats Luka Magnotta is married & living his best life in Canadian jail
7 Jan 2020
For those who have watched it you’ll know that twisted killer Luka Magnotta was found guilty of the murder of Jun Lin and ended up behind bars, but it turns out that the Canadian prison system is a lot more cushy than the rest of the world.
Jackass 4 is coming March 2021!
19 Dec 2019
Just when you thought the days of stupid stunts were over, Paramount announce that Jackass 4 is officially on the way, with a release date of March 5th, 2021.
The Office releases full ‘Threat Level Midnight’ movie
19 Dec 2019
Michael Scott's mini-film, Threat Level Midnight, has been posted to The Office's official YouTube channel and it’s better than I could have ever imagined.
Caroline Flack forced to step down as Love Island host following her arrest
19 Dec 2019
Caroline released an open letter to her fans which said she is “absolutely devastated†to be stepping down as Love Island host, and also addressed claims that she’s a ‘cougar’ to which she replied “I’m Queen of the Cougarsâ€.
Thousands of ‘Penis Fish’ wash up on California beach!
18 Dec 2019
Now I usually love anything remotely phallic-shaped but this worm might even be too much for me. The aptly named ‘Penis fish’ hails from California and might just be the most revolting creature you’ve ever seen.
Bodybuilder proposes to robot girlfriend after 8 months of dating
18 Dec 2019
Yuri Tolochko is set to marry his robot doll Margo after paying for the doll to have plastic surgery. Apparently Margo had “began to develop a complex and feel insecure" so Yuri treated her to some new lips and tits. Aww, nice bloke!
Man pulls 32ft LIVE tapeworm from his ass!
11 Dec 2019
Freelance photographer Kritsada Ratprachoom came home to take a peaceful dump after dropping his kids at school, but after her finished he could still feel something dangling from his bum. No, it wasn’t a small piece of turf clinging to his anus - it was a giant LIVE tapeworm!!!
This woman is dating four guys & is now up the duff!
11 Dec 2019
20-year-old (really??? She looks about 40) Tory Ojeda from Florida lives with her four boyfriend’s and claims they all get on extremely well. Tory met 18-year-old Marc in High School and then got together with 23–year-old Travis two months later. Not content with having 2 dudes, she then started dating her mates Ethan and Christopher, both 22.
Judge ‘had threesomes in her chambers & pressured lawyers into group sex’
10 Dec 2019
38-year-old Judge Dawn Gentry, from Kentucky, found herself in hot water recently after using her court room to have group sex with lawyers and also pressure lawyers into having threesomes with her and her ex boyfriend, who just so happens to be a pastor. It just keeps getting better!
The first trailer for ‘Ghostbusters: Afterlife’ if finally here!
10 Dec 2019
It looks like the 2020 version is going back to its roots and has been roped in the original cast - Bill Murray, Ernie Hudson, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver and Annie Potts are all returning, as well as newbies Paul Rudd, Carrie Coon and Stranger Things’s Finn Wolfhard. Whoa, talk about a trip down memory lane.
Dude caught cheating after girlfriend notices Fitbit activity spike at 4am
10 Dec 2019
ane Slater, a successful American sports correspondent revealed on Twitter that she caught her now ex-boyfriend cheating on her after she noticed an unexpected spike in his Fitbit activity. Jane saw that her man’s heart rate and physical activity spiked at 4am on a night where she wasn’t with him.
Slowthai spits in fan’s mouth after she begs him to on homemade sign!
9 Dec 2019
during one of his gigs Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a fan held up a sign that read: “Slowthai I need you to spit in my mouth†to which he happily obliged.
Walmart releases Christmas jumper showing Santa doing lines of blow!
9 Dec 2019
Walmart just released their new jumper that depicts Santa doing a whole load of blow and it might be the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
Meet Mr Balls - the Brazilian mascot for testicular cancer
5 Dec 2019
Forget Disney characters - who wants a photo with Mickey Mouse or Princess Jasmine when you can snuggle up to Mr Balls, a giant ball sack with a full head of black pubes!