Rampant TV
A firm over in Japan will hold a funeral for your unwanted sex doll!
11 Feb 2020
A company in Japan has started holding funerals for unwanted sex dolls that will set you back up to £650 a pop. Seems a bit steep for unwanted spunk bucket.
Glamour model spends £50k on plastic surgery to look like a Snapchat filter
7 Feb 2020
A glamour model and plastic surgery fanatic has forked out £50k on plastic surgery and fillers to to turn her face into a Snapchat filter and aims to get rid of every single original feature.
The first trailer for Chris Rock’s new ‘Saw’ reboot is here
6 Feb 2020
The Saw movies were probably one of the biggest and most popular horror franchises of all time so when they started to get a bit shit, fans were naturally pretty gutted and the movies just stopped being made. That was until Chris Rock stepped in as a producer to revive the franchise with his fresh new ideas and a fuck load of money.
Dude arrested after trying to pay prostitute with takeaway hamburger
4 Feb 2020
A dude has been arrested after he offered an undercover police officer a burger in exchange for sex. Must’ve been a bloody good burger!
Porn star Jesse Jane arrested for beating up her boyfriend
4 Feb 2020
Pornstar Jesse Jane was arrested at the weekend after she got drunk and decided to beat the shit out of her boyfriend. Jeez, I know far too many women who get hella aggressive after a night on the sauce.
There's a new 'Silent Hill' film in the making!
4 Feb 2020
Fans went nuts when the sequel was released but it turned out to be such a monumental flop that it put a nail in the coffin in terms of any future Silent Hill movies...until now.
First look at all the new Marvel shows coming to Disney+
3 Feb 2020
ome companies spend millions to land a 30 second during the Super Bowl, including Marvel who dropped a cool $5 million to advertise all their new TV series that will be streaming on Disney+ including: Falcon and The Winter Soldier, WandaVision and Loki.
Jason Momoa’s Super Bowl ad is weirding everyone out!
3 Feb 2020
Jason starts by taking off his boots before removing his big biceps, muscly chest, and finally the top of his hair to reveal a massive bald patch. It ain’t pretty.
The new trailer for 'A Quiet Place 2' has just dropped
3 Feb 2020
The new movie sees Emily Blunt reprising her role as Evelyn along with her two kids as they try to carry on after the death of her husband in the first film. If you’re worried you won’t get your John Krasinski fix, feat not, because it looks like he’ll be popping up in flashback scene.
Feminists are mad at Dua Lipa for throwing money at strippers!
31 Jan 2020
The snowflakes are on a right witch hunt for Dua Lupi today and have been started the hashtag #dualipaisoverparty after a video of the singer surfaced of her throwing money at strippers. The video features Dua at a strip club with her mates and a girl is twerking on the floor whilst Dua makes it rain money.
Real life superhero Phoenix Jones arrested for selling coke to undercover cop
30 Jan 2020
‘Real life superhero’ and MMA fighter Ben Foder AKA Phoenix Jones has been arrested after he was caught selling coke and ecstasy to an undercover police officer.
The 'Hound of Hounslow' spared jail after causing $1 Trillion stock market crash
30 Jan 2020
42-Navinder was arrested back in 2015 from his bedroom where he lived with his parents’ in Hounslow, after he caused a huge crash to the US stock market. Navinder was the one who triggered the “flash crash†which caused financial markets to plummet. In this case it wiped almost $1 trillion shares before markets recovered. However, by this time Navinder had already made a tidy little sum of £30 million and earned himself the name - The Hound of Hounslow
Mum tapes food to stop 'fat bastard' husband eating it
30 Jan 2020
A Mum decided to literally duct tape all the snacks in the house to prevent her husband from eating them because, in her words, he’s a ‘fat bastard.’ Oh yeah, she also scattered mousetraps inside the cupboards to stop him rummaging around for biscuits.
80-year-old Iris shocks This Morning viewers by talking about her dry fanny
29 Jan 2020
An 80-year-old woman shocked viewers on This Morning yesterday after talking about her toyboy lover and her dry minge. Yup, even Philip and Holly couldn’t contain themselves. Iris and her 35-year-old lover Mohamed hot the headlines due to their huge age gap and the fact that Iris is a proper horny old bird and loves a good shafting.
Ted Bundy's Ex girlfriend opens up after 40 years in new Amazon Prime documentary
29 Jan 2020
As our obsession with true crime documentaries continues, so do the endless shows about movies about some of the worlds most prolific serial killer. Just when you thought that TV producers couldn’t possibly churn out any new news on Ted Bundy, they announce that there’s a brand new documentary coming out all about Bundy’s girlfriend and daughter and tbf, it looks proper gripping.
NHS surgeon reckons we all need to start our day with a Full English Breakfast!
28 Jan 2020
After the shocking revelation that the Full English Breakfast was dying out due to all those avocado-toast eating millennials, it looks like it might be coming back from the brink by an actual medical professional.
You can now name a cockroach after your Ex for Valentine’s Day
28 Jan 2020
It’s pretty shitty being single on Valentines’s Day, especially if you know your ex is happily shacked up with another person. In that situation you can either get blinding drunk or use a nifty new service to name a cockroach after the ex that broke your heart.
Teacher punches student who told him he had a ‘paedo moustache’
28 Jan 2020
A teacher over in New Zealand had to go to a disciplinary tribunal after he smacked a 13-year-old student in the face who told him he had a ‘peado moustache.’
Wendy Williams denies farting live on air even though she blatantly did
27 Jan 2020
Even though Wendy Williams isn’t really that well known in the UK it’s still pretty amusing when a TV host let’s out a dirty fart live on air. What can I say, I guess we’re all still a bunch of giggling school kids at heart.
World's Hottest Granny Gina Stewart says she's on the hunt for a new man!
27 Jan 2020
The world’s hottest granny, Gina Stewart is back in the tabloids again and this time, it’s for a bloody good cause. The 49-year-old hottie has raised $250k for koalas injured in the Australian bushfires and is even set to be on the cover girl for Playboy in May 2020. Although I’m not sure how many readers Playboy have now.
Woman arrested after shitting in car park a whopping EIGHT times!
27 Jan 2020
Another day, another public shitting incident. Why can’t people just find a loo?! This time we’re heading over to Massachussets where a lady was caught taking a dump in a car park EIGHT times!!!!
Dude battered by a group of furries after they caught him abusing his girlfriend
24 Jan 2020
A dude got beaten up recently and not by a gang of thugs or muggers, but by a group of furries who were in town for a convention. Honestly, You can’t make this stuff up.
Subway worker caught scratching his ass by horrified customer
24 Jan 2020
A Subway worker has been branded ‘disgusting’ after he was caught with with his hand down the back of his trousers, giving his ass a good old scratch. You mean to tell me that wasn’t balsamic vinegar on my meatball marinara?!
Guys are now using banana peels to wank with
23 Jan 2020
Guys are creative creatures, they’re always coming up with fresh new ideas to spice their wanks, and this time it involves using a banana peel like some kind of horny clown. One dude wrote about his experience on Reddit and since then the post has gone viral and a bunch of other guys have jumped on the bandwagon.