Guy caught shagging a traffic cone after a night on the sauce!

We've all done some proper dumb shit whilst off our faces on booze but none are quite as stupid as Trevor Smith, who thought he’d fuck a traffic cone after a night on the raz. 

 

The incident happened at Wigan Northern Western station in April of this year where Trevor was found sitting on the floor with his trousers and underwear pulled down with an upside-down traffic cone in his lap. Apparently he was thrusting his hips at the cone and have a right jolly old time. The bizarre sight was witnessed by two members of staff, who called the police. When officers arrived, they discovered Trevor on top of the cone with his pants down, shagging it missionary-style.

 

Trevor later appeared in court where he pleaded guilty to outraging public decency during a drunken night out. However, Steve’s mate has jumped to his defence and says he was 'clearly under the influence of drugs and did not appear to be aware of what he was doing.’ I mean yeah that’s all well and good but you still can’t go round getting your cock out in public places and sticking it in inanimate objects. There’s no excuse for that no matter how off your nut you are.



Police later released a statement saying they spotted white powder on Steve’s face when they arrested him so he’ll also have a drug offence slapped on his record too. What a messy night!