Rampant TV
Dude cheesed off after finding only one wotsit in his bag of crisps
12 Sept 2019
WTF is going on in the world where a man can’t even open a bag of Wotsits without being totally shafted. One dude who was looking forward to his mid-afternoon snack got the shock of his life last week when he opened up his bag of crisps to discover one solitary Wotsit. WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Dude faked his own death to prove savage wife hired a hitman to kill him!
12 Sept 2019
A quick-thinking man has revealed how he faked his own death in order to prove that his wife had hired a hitman to kill him during a bitter divorce.
65-year-old Russian singer reveals she likes to masturbate between shows
10 Sept 2019
I’ve often wondered what singers do to relieve tension or nervousness between gigs while they’re on tour. I assumed either cocaine or yoga but it appears that it’s something way more fun - masturbation. At least, that’s what 65-year-old Russian singer Lyubov Uspenskaya likes to do to keep her spirits up.
Men are being warned not to rub toothpaste on their dicks
10 Sept 2019
Not so long ago doctors had to warn women not to stuff ice-lollies up their muffs to keep cool. Well now it appears men are doing equally stupid shit involving their genitals.
This dude is proof to NEVER trust a fart!!!
10 Sept 2019
This story hails from China where a guy was having a mooch around a phone shop and talking to a member of staff about his monthly data allowance when all of a sudden, the urge to fart takes him by surprise. Thinking he can let out a sneaky waft without anybody noticing, he lets rip but alas, things went horribly wrong.
Check out the terrifying trailer for 'Wrinkles the Clown' Documentary
9 Sept 2019
Although clowns are the subject of many a horror flick or comedy, I never actually considered that there were clowns out there available to hire for the sole purpose of scaring the shit out of someone. Who knew?! As it happens, there’s a dude doing just that, and making a small fortune from it.
Ex-pornstar Kat Lee caught shagging dudes in Oxfam staff room for £40 a go!
9 Sept 2019
A former porn star and charity shop volunteer has been caught shagging customers in the Oxfam stock room at £40 a go. Bargain!
Mistress chops off lover's penis in act of revenge!
9 Sept 2019
If there’s anything that will make you keep your dick in your pants and not stray, it’s this story! Plus films like Fatal Attraction are a pretty good deterrent. However, there’s always a few folks who simply can’t say no to a bit of hot fanny and dive straight in without sparing any thought for the consequences.
Estate agent accidentally uploads pic of him getting a BJ on company website
6 Sept 2019
This story hails from Nashville, Tennessee where Miguel Calvo had been working at Benchmark Realty. He accidentally uploaded a listing for a four bedroomed house featuring a pic of him receiving a blowjob.
91-year-old Marjorie says sex with younger men is 'better than fried potatoes'
6 Sept 2019
91-year-old Marjorie McCool from Pittsburg, Florida, has bagged herself a 31-year-old fella and says shagging him is better than fried potatoes. She also likes to dress up in sexy linger for him and reveals her favourite to be a pair of crotchless tight.
Check out the teaser for Harley Quinn’s new movie ‘Birds of Prey’
6 Sept 2019
Birds Of Prey follows Harley Quinn and a bunch of other DC stars as they wreak havoc over Gotham. The trailer is being shown before IT: Chapter 2 this weekend in case you’re wondering why there’s a load of red balloons in the trailer.
83-year-old cougar can't get enough of younger men!
5 Sept 2019
An 83-year-old is taking the word ‘cougar’ to extremes after revealing that she likes to bang 30-year-old dudes. Divorcee Hattie vowed to only date younger men after her marriage broke down when she was 48.
Conversion therapy group founder comes out as gay & apologise for being a prick!
5 Sept 2019
The founder of one of the biggest conversion therapy programs in the world has just come out as being gay, despite his role in the anti-LGBT organisation that spanned the last 20 years. What a fucking pleb.
Dude finds only one bean in his tin of baked beans
5 Sept 2019
Imagine coming home from a long shift and thinking ‘y’know what I fancy? A big ol plate of beans on toast’. But upon opening the tin you discover only one solitary bean in a pool of juice. That’s what poor hard-done-by Steve Smith had to deal with after he came home from work.
Kanye West caught picking his earwax & eating it during church service
5 Sept 2019
Despite being worth over 200 million quid, Kanye still likes to have a good ol pick of his orifice. The clip was filmed at Kanye’s local church during a gospel-fuelled Sunday Service where you can clearly see him scratching his ear before chomping down on the waxy goodness.
Porn queen Bambi Blacks is looking for dudes to star in her movies!
4 Sept 2019
Legend Bambi Blacks is currently recruiting co-stars to star alongside her in her films and for those who have seen her movies, you’ll know she sucks a mean cock!
Rough mum arrested after impersonating 21-year-old daughter during traffic stop
4 Sept 2019
The sexy lady with the fetching eyebrows you see here is Heather Garcia from Utah. She was arrested over the weekend after she was caught impersonating her 21-year-old daughter during a routine traffic stop. FFS mum!
DJ Flume eats girlfriend’s ass on stage at Burning Man
4 Sept 2019
When Australian music producer Flume (yeah I don’t know who he is either) spotted a sign in the crowd at Burning Man that read “Does Flume even eat ass?†he decided to respond in the only way he knew how - by eating his hot girlfriend’s ass in front of the entire crowd.
Model undergoes surgery to achieve 'fattest vagina in the world'
29 Aug 2019
An Instagram model has spilled the beans on her bizarre surgical procedure and how she nearly died after having surgery to have the ‘fattest vagina in the world’.
The final 'Joker' trailer has just dropped & it's a masterpiece!
29 Aug 2019
People are hailing the the movie’s ‘really original take on comic book movies’ and there's just a proper buzz around it.
Dozy cow breaks 110 bones after falling off a balcony during extreme yoga pose
29 Aug 2019
The story hails from San Pedro, Mexico, where 23-year-old yoga-lover Alexa Terrazas broke 110 bones in her body after plummeting 82 feet off the top a balcony.
Twitter thread of things people would steal to mildly inconvenience to their victims is freaking hilarious!
23 Aug 2019
No one loves a handy gadget more than me. If it makes my life easier you can guarantee I’ve already bought 5. Sometimes I think “hmm, what would happen if all these nifty gadgets were to be taken away from me?†It appears I’m not the only one who thinks about such utterly pointless shit...
MTV's new show 'Ghosted' slammed for promoting stalking
23 Aug 2019
The show is called Ghosted: Love Gone Missing and claims to help people who have been 'ghosted' track down the people who ghosted them.
Desperate guys have been hitting on a painting of a naked woman on Facebook!
23 Aug 2019
he painting attracted more than a few words of appreciation art lovers and instead received a whole bunch of creepy comments from guys trying it on.... WITH A FUCKING PAINTING!