Rampant TV
Crazy dude casually hacks off his hand while high as fuck
4 Jun 2018
Maybe he just got sick of his mum nagging him to hoover his room so he thought he'd chop a hand off. It's a bit drastic but a nagging woman can drive a man to despair.
Woman stores food up her vag so her husband can eat it out later
4 Jun 2018
I dunno about you but I tend to keep my fruit and veg in the fridge, not in my vajayjay. for one thing, I've got quite a tight cooter so I'd be lucky to get more than a carrot and a few grapes up there. By the sounds of this broad's story, she's storing her whole weeks shop up there.
Woman born without a vagina has one created out of Tilapia fish skin
1 Jun 2018
Brazilian born Jucilene Marinho, who was born without a vagina has just become the first person in the world to receive a new reconstructive treatment that involves grafting the skin from tilapia fish.
Woman named Crystal Methvin gets busted for doing crystal meth
1 Jun 2018
It's possible that Mr & Mrs Methvin weren't really aware of crystal meth at the time of naming their baby girl Crystal but still, it's bloody unfortunate isn't it?!
The Aston Martin DB11 just got even better
31 May 2018
All non-AMR Astons shall henceforth be consigned to the bin.
Jamie Foxx confirmed for new 'Spawn' reboot
31 May 2018
The box office is absolutely riddled with comic book adaptations at the moment so it should come as no surprise that yet another one is coming our way. It has just been confirmed that Jamie Fixx will star as the lead in the new Spawn film and this dark reboot looks like it's going to be a good'un.
Two woman named 'Black Juicy' & Lizzy launch cups of tea & bin lids at each other in epic brawl
31 May 2018
I'm not usually one who enjoys watching fights because it tends to make me feel rather depressed about the human race but for this recent clip, I'll make an acception.
Dude battered his girlfriend because she undercooked the chicken kiev
31 May 2018
You've got to be a complete scummy low life to hit a woman, but battering your bird because she undercooked your kiev is a new kind of low.Scott Howell flew into a rage after his girfriend Michelle Mundt messed up his chicken kiev and potato waffles.
Zinedine Zidane has left Real Madrid
31 May 2018
Three Champions Leagues in two-and-a-half years, nine trophies in total...
Dude uses homemade pump to spray shit through neighbours letterbox after bitter feud
31 May 2018
Holroyd-Doveton had fallen out with Donald Wicks, who he blamed for ruining his marriage, and thought of a rather creative way to get revenge.
Preacher asks his followers for £40 million so he can buy fourth private jet
31 May 2018
I know most religions are always asking their followers to donate their hard-earned cash to their local church but I never knew that preachers could get so freakin minted off the back of it. I'm seriously in the wrong job!
Bethesda uneveils Fallout 76
31 May 2018
It’s been nearly three years since we last had a Fallout game, so it's about time Bethesda gave the people something new. Well here it is folks - Fallout 76!!!!
Roma video to announce Ante Coric signing is properly bonkers
30 May 2018
It's incredible and exactly what you need in your life right now, but WTF?
Will Smith features on 2018 World Cup anthem
30 May 2018
Is it any good? Not important, it's official.
Honest Trailers tears apart every Christopher Nolan movie!
30 May 2018
This honest trailer points out Nolan's lack of human emotion in his movies, his continual use of tan suits and dead wives a-plenty. Take a look:
Dude with a one inch micropenis aims to help others with the same condition
30 May 2018
One dude who isn't embarrased of his micropenis is Ant Smith, who recently appeared on This Morning to try and shed the stigma of having a teeny peeny. Ant is flying the flag for micropenis owners everywhere and wants people to know that it doesn't get bigger, but it does get better.
Dude rushed to hospital with shower head stuck up his ass, tells doctors he "fell"
30 May 2018
The amount of people who have had to go to hospital after getting random objects stuck up their ass is staggering and this dude from Delhi is the latest one on a very long list.
Porn stars reveal what the industry is really like
29 May 2018
Turns out they're not all millionaires and the grind (heh) can often be tough.
Dude lists house on eBay for £1 after row with estate agent
29 May 2018
Chris Pollitt didn't believe his agent agents were worth the fees they were charging for listing his house so to get back at them for being useless he put the house up for sale on eBay for just £1.
Police officers call for backup after pot edibles cause hallucinations while on duty
29 May 2018
Two Toronto-based cops clearly didn't get the memo about not taking drugs on duty and thought it was a good idea to consume some edibles whilst on the beat.
Paramedics rush on stage to help ecapologist who nearly drowns on Britain's Got Talent
29 May 2018
I don't usually watch contrived nonsense like Britain's Got Talent but if they're going to start showing near-death experiences I might have to start watching.
Woman found with 1kg of cannabis up her muff
29 May 2018
The drug parcels tore open inside her after some pleb decided to wrap them up in masking tape. MASKING TAPE?!? I don't even need scissors to cut masking tape FFS. What sort of incompetent shit is this?!
Woman arrested after forcing a blowjob on cable repairman
29 May 2018
Mildred Newsome from North Carolina has got herself in a spot of bother with police after allegedly forcing a blowjob on a cable repairman. The guy only came over to reset the box, not to get a gobble.
Fat bitch secretly filmed shaving her legs in public swimming pool
29 May 2018
The weird clip was shared to Reddit by user screwsausage and shows a rather hefty woman casually shaving her legs beside the pool and looking like it's the most normal thing in the world. She even gives the razor a swish in the water to get fuzz off.