Rampant TV

This 'Bad Lip Reading' video of the Royal Wedding is freakin hilarious
25 May 2018
The latest Bad Lip Reading video to go viral is of course the Royal Wedding, because that shit is everywhere right now. Don't worry, I'm not about to ram a whole bunch of wedding pics and royalist nonsense in your face.

Pigeon found carrying 178 ecstasy pills in tiny backpack
25 May 2018
Drug smugglers are proper inventive bastards. It ain't just coke parcels up the rectum anymore - it's pigeon rucksacks.

Dude receives angry text from his mum after she finds his wank sock
25 May 2018
There's nothing more humiliating for a young guy than his mum finding his wanking paraphernalia. Usually it's just a stash of porn mags under the bed which were casually be unearthed during mum's twelth hoovering session of the week, but other times it's soooooo much worse.

Football legend Ronaldinho plans to marry two women at the same time!
25 May 2018
The dude has everything - a fuckload of coin, a massive house and a hot fiancé. Not content with having just one hot woman, Ronaldinho has bagged himself two.

Meet the tantric witch who hosts 'self pleasure' classes
25 May 2018
If your relationship has gone a bit stale and you aren't getting your knob wet as much as you used to, it might be time to pay a visit to a tantric witch.

Drunk woman on holiday strolls in to McDonalds with her ass out
24 May 2018
Nothing can beat a Maccers hash brown and an Egg McMuffin when you've pulled an all nighter. This chick looks like she was so desperate for that grub, she completely forgot to check her attire after stumbling out of the club at 7am.

Facebook wants you to send them your nudes as a way to stop revenge porn
24 May 2018
Facebook has spent the last few years working with other large tech firms to build software that can identify problem images the second they hit the net, and flag and remove them without the need for human intervention.

Lily Allen shares picture of her vagina to promote new album
24 May 2018
Lily Allen is known for speaking her mind and basically not giving a flying fuck. So when a fan recently tweeted a photo of the singers fanny, Lily decided to do the one thing that most other celebs would be afraid to do - share it!

Creepy 37-year-old fat dude says he won't stop until he finds a woman aged 18-22
24 May 2018
A creepy 37-year-old dude has been banned from Starbucks for asking a 16-year-old barista on a date. Lucas Werner, has been trying to find a younger woman for the past five years but isn't having much luck.

Actual state of Michael Owen though
23 May 2018
The worst thing about this ad is that he didn't even need the money.

Tuned up Lamborghini Huracan hits 229 mph on half-mile run
23 May 2018
So about these modifications...

The first of no doubt many England World Cup songs has arrived!
23 May 2018
It's punk supergroup The Tallywags with Charge of the Light Brigade

'The Human Centipede' director promises "vile inhumane experience" with new film
23 May 2018
Tom Six has promised that his next film will be ‘the most vile, inhumane movie experience of all time’. The film is called The Onania Club and although Six hasn’t revealed any plot details yet, he does say the new film will upset people again.

Netflix's new documentary series 'The Staircase' could be the next 'Making a Murderer'
23 May 2018
The Staircase is a new 13 part documentary series that tells the true story of crime author Michael Peterson, whose wife Kathleen was found dead at the bottom of their staircase on December 9th 2001.

Manager says Jet Li is in 'great shape' despite frail appearance
23 May 2018
It was revealed that he had been suffering from hyperthyroidism for the past ten years and despite him looking like an 85-year-old man, his manager has come forward to let people know he's absolutely fine.

'Toblerone Tunnel' is the latest craze sweeping Instagram
23 May 2018
If you thought Toblerone's were just massive tubes of goodness you pick up at the airport, you'd be wrong. There is now a bizarre new craze known as the 'Toblerone Tunnel' that has been sweeping across Instagram.

Former Rampant TV star Kiki Minaj talks sex on Channel 5 series!
23 May 2018
ormer Rampant TV star Kiki Minaj has gone and landed herself a spot on Channel 5's new TV series The Sex Business. In her episode she talks about her day-to-day in the adult industry - a job that she claims can earn her a whopping £6,000 in 3 days.

Red Star Belgrade parade interrupted as fans set fire to bus
22 May 2018
And this is why you shouldn't play with flares, kids...

Meet the happily married man who has fathered 65 kids from the back of his van
22 May 2018
Some guys go travelling when they retire. Others take up fishing. But not this dude, who thought it would be fun to father 65 kids from the back of his Transit van. As you do.

Men who wolf-whistle could be fined up to £656 in France under new law
22 May 2018
France might have some of the rudest people on the planet but they've got some mighty fine bread and some pretty epic wine. They've also just brought in a new law that is pretty fucking cool that all countries need to adopt.

Chris Hemsworth reveals plot details for 'Men in Black' reboot
22 May 2018
Word on the street is there is going to be a Men in Black reboot starring Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson as the alien-fighting pair.

Jake Gyllenhaal set to play the villain Mysterio in Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel
22 May 2018
Jake Gyllenhaal is gearing up to bring a little mystery to the Spider-Man franchise, as he is currently in talks to play the Marvel villain Mysterio in the sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Babe Of The Day: Djazel
22 May 2018
Witness the Canadian fitness!

Jet Li looks totally unrecognisable these days
22 May 2018
Until recently, I assumed that Jet Li was just living the life of Riley in his mansion somewhere, but sadly the truth is far more depressing.