Rampant TV
Doctors remove foot-long aubergine from guys intestines after he shoved it up his ass
8 Jun 2018
A guy had to have emergency surgery after getting a foot-long aubergine stuck in his intestines after he shoved the fruit up his ass to 'help him go to the toilet'. That's what laxatives are for mate.
MIT turn AI robot into a psychopath by showing it to disturbing images on Reddit
8 Jun 2018
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have turned an AI robot into a psychopath by showing it disturbing and violent images on Reddit.
European street cocaine is the purist it's been in over a decade
8 Jun 2018
London had a bit of a dry spell last year in terms of decent coke but things seem to be looking up if these stats from the European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction (EMCDD) is anthing to go by.
Rita Ora gets it on with Cardi B in Girls video
7 Jun 2018
Always worth the extra effort when they famous...
You might want to wait for the DVD of Amber Heard's new film
7 Jun 2018
Can't be wanking at the pictures, lads.
How To Make a Hit Football Anthem
7 Jun 2018
Musical LOL-merchant Brett Domino's here with a timely and handy guide
Family kicked out of home that was covered in 75,000 empty Fosters cans
7 Jun 2018
ranted, we've all got different tastes and one persons touch of class might be another persons tacky nightmare. One thing I'm sure we can all agree on is that beer cans should never be used as an artistic feature.
Meet the genitals that were thrown away
7 Jun 2018
Brother and sister design team Enrique and Ines, have come up with a genius way to make genitals into their very own toys and have even come up with a brilliant name for brand - Neudies.
Woman's tongue 'impregnated' by squid after tucking into raw seafood
7 Jun 2018
Now I bloody love me some calamari, but I'll be thinking twice about eating it after this story of a woman's tongue was recently 'impregnated' by a squid.
Peter Stringfellow dies aged 77
7 Jun 2018
Legendary strip club king and my former boss Peter Stringfellow has just died at the age of 77. He passed away in the early hours of thursday morning from lung cancer which he was diagnosed with back in 2008.
Babe Of The Day: Liza del Sierra
7 Jun 2018
A French porn legend. Appreciate!
This MEP rap battle will leave you praying for the sweet release of Brexit
6 Jun 2018
I'd always assumed that Christian rap was the most cringeworthy of your hip-hop sub-genres.
Jared Leto's Joker is getting a standalone movie!
6 Jun 2018
According to sources, Leto is set to star and produce an the standalone film, which could also pave the way for future movies branching from Suicide Squad.
Dude finds out wife murdered previous husband after discovering skull in the garden
6 Jun 2018
Imagine popping out to your garden to plant a few spuds when suddenly you come face-to-face with a human skull! Well that's exactly what happened to this poor dude in Siberia who just discovered that his wife is a murderer.
Lad gets tattoo of naked girlfriend on his back & then she dumps him!
6 Jun 2018
Malakye Brooks was living it up in Beefa with the boys when he decided to do something special for his girlfriend, who was also partying on the island with mates.
Guy stabs his mum after she fails to cook him a chicken curry
6 Jun 2018
Kishore had brought home some chicken and asked his 80-year-old mother Bejjam Mariammato to make him a curry. He then went out to the pub and got totally wasted.
The original Fake Taxi has been stolen!
6 Jun 2018
Tis a sad sad day in porn - the legendary Fake Taxi has been nicked from the owners driveway in Sutton and porn fans are fuming.
David Attenborough narrates England fans
5 Jun 2018
A great bit of relatable #content for #thelads
Crazy Football Commentary, Animated!
5 Jun 2018
More of this please! Funny AF!
Watch this hottie flash a boob on Google Maps
4 Jun 2018
Once again you've got The Smut to thank for your technological enrichment
This Ferrari 250 GTO just sold for $80m!
4 Jun 2018
Does that sort of seem like a lot?
This woman claims to be the 'World's Hottest Grandma'
4 Jun 2018
Most attractive women don't like to refer to themselves as 'hot grannies' but Carrie Hilton wears the title like some sort of badge of honour and has even labelled herself the 'world's hottest grandma.'
Guy in critical conditon after his penis was bitten off by a shark
4 Jun 2018
18-year-old Jose Ernestor da Silva and his friends were in deep water when the attack happened and it was reported that lifeguards told the boys to come to shore right before the attack.
Off-duty FBI agent accidentally fires gun in bar whilst doing a backflip
4 Jun 2018
The agent was showing off some moves that even Justin Timberlake would be proud of, but just as he performs his impressive backflip, his weapon comes loose from its holster and flops onto the ground.