I'd always assumed that Christian rap was the most cringeworthy of your hip-hop sub-genres.
I was wrong. Political rap is way worse, particularly when done by a Tory. As you're about to see...
To be clear, it's not the actual MEPs on the mic here; it's rappers they've hired to represent them and their policies. Presumably they're trying to re-frame debates in such a way that appeals to the youth.
But look, I'm done trying to explain or justify it. Just make it stop yeah.