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Residents aren't happy about £80-a-night sex parties at local village hotel
1 May 2019
A hotel in a small Somerset village has caused quite the stir among local residents by hosting 80 quid-a-night sex parties. Why does it always seems to be rural areas that are the most sexually adventurous. Probably because there’s fuck-all else to do.
Producers say Daniel Craig is being a proper cunt on the set of Bond 25!
1 May 2019
After filming the previous Bond movies, Daniel Craig vowed to never step foot on a bond set again. In fact he said he’d rather “slash his wrists†than return as 007 after 2015’s ‘Spectre’. However, Daniel has had to eat his words as he will soon be returning to play Bond in the final film.
The first proper trailer for the live action Sonic The Hedgehog movie is here!
30 Apr 2019
And despite previous misgivings, it actually looks as though it might be half-decent.
Anti-gay politician caught wanking off another dude in front of festival-goers
30 Apr 2019
You’d think that someone that opposed to LGBTQ equality wouldn’t be caught giving a dude a handy at this year’s Coachella festival, but hey, stranger things have happened.
Dude gets beaten up by Avengers: Endgame fans after shouting spoilers outside cinema
30 Apr 2019
it takes a special type of cunt to actually scream spoilers at a bunch of movie-goers just as they’re walking into a screening.
Nicolas Cage has a full on Karaoke meltdown while singing Purple Rain
30 Apr 2019
As if Nick didn't have enough to deal with with his straight-to-DVD movie flops, recent annulment and dwindling finances, he now has to deal with being labelled as unstable when he's just trying to let his hair down by having a little sing-song in his local karaoke bar.
Girl at beer festival fucks up the party by destroying pile of cocaine!
30 Apr 2019
A video from Oktoberfest has just surfaced and it’s just downright unforgivable. The video title says that a girl destroys a few lines of coke, and they don’t mean hoovering them up her snozz in true party fashion, they mean quite literally destroyed.
Lily Allen got REAL topless on Instagram!
29 Apr 2019
Yet again it's one rule for the rich and famous and quite another for the lowly online rhythm outfits.
Alice Goodwin's been on real telly again!
26 Apr 2019
Check these highlights from her recent appearance on Your Face Or Mine
Paul Pogba's been named in the PFA Team Of The Year
25 Apr 2019
Someone call police! Eden Hazard/Christian Eriksen/Son Heung Min/Mo Salah's been robbed.
There's a Diego Maradona documentary on the way from the makers of 'Senna' and 'Amy'
24 Apr 2019
As if it's taken until 2019 for someone to get around to releasing a definitive biopic!
Gary Neville interviews Ole Gunnar Solskjaer!
24 Apr 2019
Ole says this is the ideal time for a Manchester derby. We disagree.
Nicki Minaj pictured with weird-looking ass impants!
18 Apr 2019
Back then Nicki’s ass was big yet scrumptious and every dude wanted a piece. Fast forward to 2019 and Nicki might have taken the butt Implants a tad far as she was recently seen looking a little whack.
Chemistry teacher in deep shit for teaching students how to make MDMA
18 Apr 2019
Tatsunori Iwamura, who teaches chemistry at the Matsuyama University in Japan, was apparently only trying to “further the students knowledge†of pharmaceuticals by teaching them how to make the illegal drug.
Woman starts Naked Cleaning company that charges clients based on levels of nudity
17 Apr 2019
If you fancy having a naked bird come round your gaff to give your floors a good going over, you might want to consider a naked cleaner like Victoria Murphy.
Trailer drops for HBO’s new Muhammad Ali documentary
17 Apr 2019
We all know Muhammad Ali as the greatest boxer the world has ever seen so why it’s taken this long for a decent documentary to come out is beyond me. Finally HBO has just revealed that they will be releasing a new documentary about the life and career of Ali called What’s My Name: Muhammad Ali, and it looks freakin amazing.
Dudes are spending £700 to get Botox injected into their scrotum
17 Apr 2019
The procedure, dubbed ‘Scrotox’ can be used to combat overly saggy balls but it’s also used to help guys who’s scrotum is tightly contracted which can squeeze their balls and cause pain. The procedure helps to limber them up a bit so that the guy can fondle their nads without any pain or discomfort.
Russian Barbie says she has no mates and has been married FIVE times!
16 Apr 2019
Tatiana 'Tanya' Tuzova owns 1,520 Barbie dolls which are reportedly worth around £120,000. She only wears clothes that are pink and says she wants to legally change her surname name to 'Barbie'.
Man sues parents for throwing out massive porn collection
16 Apr 2019
A dude from Indiana is suing his parents after they turfed out his gigantic porn collection which he reckons was worth $29,000.
DIY penis enlargement surgery is sweeping throughout Papua New Guinea
15 Apr 2019
A bunch of men between the ages of 18 and 40 have been injecting shit like coconut oil, cooking oil, and silicone into their dicks in a bid to enlarge them.
Accountant stole £260,000 from work & blew it all on hookers & cocaine
15 Apr 2019
A dude who claimed he was bullied at work stole £260,000 from the company and blew most of it on coke and hookers to make himself feel better.
You can now buy a Creme Egg-flavoured chocolate vagina!
12 Apr 2019
with Easter right around the corner, it’s time to start thinking of gifts. You could go for the classic Malteasers egg or my personal fave, a Twirl egg. But a chocolate fanny would be way more interesting!
You can now get Cannabis suppositories to enhance your sex life!
12 Apr 2019
Obviously we’re all aware of the magical healing properties of cannabis, not to mention the joy of getting baked while watching a movie. However, what I didn’t realise was that people are now using cannabis to enhance their sex life. Who’d have thunk?!
Apparently, Julian Assange liked to smear shit up the walls of the Ecuadorian Embassy
12 Apr 2019
As the old saying goes: ‘all good things must come to an end’, which is exactly the case for Julian Assange as he was turfed out of the Ecuadorian Embassy in London over the weekend.