Rampant TV
Okilly Dokilly were just featured on an actual Simpsons episode!
11 Apr 2019
You remember Okilly Dokilly. That Ned Flanders-themed metal band.
Yet more South American football carnage!
11 Apr 2019
I dunno lads; maybe have a week where nothing mental happens?
PSG's Eric Choupo-Moting with quite possibly the worst miss ever!
10 Apr 2019
Remember how odd it seemed when they signed a bang-average member of a freshly relegated Stoke squad?
Watch: Mo Salah's first 50 Premier League goals for Liverpool
10 Apr 2019
All in one handy video...
Chelsea's Danny Drinkwater has been charged with drink-driving
9 Apr 2019
Couldn't. Make. It. Up.
Alec Baldwin's starring in a John DeLorean biopic!
9 Apr 2019
Car's cool. But the story's even cooler.
This woman's tits won't stop growing!
9 Apr 2019
A woman from Manchester is at her wits end after her tits just wouldn’t stop growing. Her hefty chebs have grown to the humongous size of 48J and they show no sign of stopping!
Theresa May releases video explaining what's happening with Brexit
9 Apr 2019
In the video, Theresa May attempts to explain what the whole deal is (or not) with Brexit because nobody knows what the hell is going on. It seems like Theresa hasn’t got a clue either because the video just shows her waffling about wanting a deal but not having deal blah blah.
Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible
8 Apr 2019
the guy went into his local Poundland thinking that he was invisible and started filling his packets with as much tat as he could get his hands on. After being stopped by security guards, the guy said that he only did it because he believed to be invisible after paying a street wizard £250.
Carol Vorderman poses in just her KNICKERS!
8 Apr 2019
Carol Vorderman has just posted a pic of her sexy 58-year-old milf bod in knickers and they definitely ain’t granny panties!
Netflix’s Slenderman-inspired horror Mercy Black is creeping everyone out!
8 Apr 2019
For a moment I was almost considering cancelling by Netflix subscription because it was starting to get a bit shit but then it dropped a creepy new horror film and thankfully redeemed themselves.
5D Porn cinema opens in Amsterdam, complete with water & wind jets!
5 Apr 2019
Who doesn’t love a good trip to Amsterdam - the weed's legal, the hookers are legal, what more could you bloody ask for?! Just when you thought Amsterdam couldn’t get any more amazing, they go and create a 5D porn cinema!
Dude left furious after Instagram took his handle & gave it to Harry & Meghan
5 Apr 2019
Kevin Keiley had been using @sussexroyal for three years until the royal couple decided they fancied having a joint Instagram account. Don’t even get me started on couples who share social media accounts.
This Argentine football fan took his grandfather's skull to along to a title parade
5 Apr 2019
Those crazy South Americans, eh?
Tom Hiddleston's done an ad for Chinese vitamins and it's pretty weird
3 Apr 2019
Are we to assume that the action takes place in some kind of Her or Black Mirror-style distopia?
These bathroom design fails will give you serious anxiety!
3 Apr 2019
I personally love spending a bit of 'me time' sitting on the throne. Public bathrooms however - not so much.
Men’s cuddling group hopes to put an end to toxic masculinity!
3 Apr 2019
The founders of the ‘Men’s Therapeutic Cuddling Group’ claim that cuddling other dudes twice a month is a good way of fighting toxic masculinity.
Giant inflatable tits popped up in London over the weekend!
3 Apr 2019
If you took a stroll around London over the weekend, you may have noticed some peculiar displays dotted around town - a bunch of gigantic inflatable knockers!
Elon Musk just released a rap song & it’s fucking dreadful!
1 Apr 2019
Elon has been known as a bit of a gigantic asshole in recent years - having spats on Twitter, calling a British diver a paedophile. Y’know, general stuff that a CEO shouldn’t really be getting wrapped up in. But news of his rap career might just be the weirdest thing yet.
This granny says the secret to staying young is to shag 200 toyboys!
1 Apr 2019
You’d think the secret to staying young is a healthy mix of diet, exercise and Botox but apparently, it’s shagging 200 blokes in their 20s. 57-year-old Gaynor Evans, from Enfield, starting banging younger men after divorcing her second husband in 2010.
Couple with 53-year age gap plan to have sex on live TV to prove their love is real
29 Mar 2019
A Serbian couple have decided they want to have sex on live TV just so they can prove to everyone that their relationship is real. Apparently people having trouble believing that 21 year old Milijana Bogdanovićis is in love with 74-year-old Milojko Božić. I can’t possibly imagine why.
Here's a first look at Zac Efron playing Ted Bundy in new biopic
29 Mar 2019
For some reason people have been pretty annoyed that Zac Efron has been cast to play Ted Bundy in the new film about the serial killer’s life. Something about glorifying Bundy as a bit of a sex god because women will want to shag Efron.
Maisie Williams says fans need to re-watch series 1 of Game of Thrones before series 8 begins!
28 Mar 2019
As we eagerly await the eighth and final season of Game of Thrones, Arya Stark - aka Maisie Williams - has advised fans to revisit the first season before the big finale.
Carol Vorderman admits to having multiple f**k buddies!
28 Mar 2019
Not one to shy away from her MILF status, Carol recently spilled the beans on her sex life and the details might make you love her even more.