Rampant TV
American woman refuses to date British men because they're 'short & out of shape'
20 May 2019
An American woman refuses to date British men because she says they are all shore and out of shape. Wow, what a twat.
Rick & Morty release date & teaser announced
17 May 2019
It’s been bloody ages since we’ve had any new Rick and Morty episodes but the show’s creators Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland have been hard and work and it looks like we’re going to be getting some brand spanking new content very soon.
Woman ditches coffee in favour of ‘masturbation breaks’ at work
17 May 2019
Nadia Bokody doesn’t smoke and isn’t too fussed about coffee breaks but has spoken out about the benefit of ‘masturbation breaks’ to alleviate stress at work.
Sharon Stone gets topless for Vogue
14 May 2019
Like a 27th anniversary of Basic Instinct tribute concert
Anjelica Huston said Jack Nicholson had "upstairs" and "downstairs" cocaine
14 May 2019
The Addams family actress recently gave a no-fucks-given interview to Vulture magazine in which she spilled the beans on Jack’s wild ways and drug habit.
Katie Price dumped by Kris Boyson for flashing her tits on wild night out
14 May 2019
You’d think anyone dating Katie Price would be fine with her flaunting her body, seeing as that’s how she’s made her living for the last 20 years, but apparently it all got to much for Katie’s boyfriend over the weekend.
Train driver plays porn to passengers after accidentally leaving mic on!
14 May 2019
One London train driver thought he’d innocently watch some porn on his phone during his shift but unfortunately for him, he forgot to turn the trains microphone off, giving passengers the full-on audio experience. Oops.
A fourth ‘Matrix’ movie is in the pipeline!
13 May 2019
A lot has changed since The Matrix and I hate to say it but the movie has dated massively, but I guess that’ll happen over 2 decades. However, the producer of John Wick, Chad Stahelski – who also worked as a stunt double for Keanu Reeves in the Matrix films has dropped the bombshell that Wachowski’s have been working on a new and updated Matrix movie.
Katie Price flashes her tits at G-A-Y
13 May 2019
Katie was invited to the iconic gay club to judge the clubs stripping competition ‘Porn Idol’, that sees clubbers jumping up on stage to perform a naked striptease to the rowdy crowd. However, Katie isn’t one to be upstaged so she decided to join in and flash her cans to revellers.
Smoking makes your dick shrink, experts warn
13 May 2019
If you’re a smoker who’s not yet managed to kick the habit, this warning from doctors might give you the incentive to stamp it out for good.
Geoffrey Boycott lays in to Man Utd, live on MUTV, at the club's player of the year awards
10 May 2019
To sum up; the football's shit, so are the players and the manager's out of his depth. Ahahaha!
IT: Chapter 2 trailer is finally here & it's eerie as f**k!
10 May 2019
Since the first movie, we’ve all been waiting patiently for info on the sequel and it looks like Warner Brothers have finally answered our prayers as the first trailer just dropped for the second chapter and it looks seriously creepy.
Denver just become the first city to decriminalise magic mushrooms
9 May 2019
Denver just made history today by becoming the first city to decriminalise magic mushrooms after a citywide poll.
UK’s sexiest plumber wants to check out your pipe!
9 May 2019
It might sound like the plot to every cliche porno ever made, but believe it or not - hot birds can be plumbers too.
HBO releases new Watchmen series trailer!
9 May 2019
With only two weeks left until Game of Thrones comes to an end, you might be left wondering what the hell you’re going to do with yourself but fear not, because HBO are bringing you another whopper to keep you engrossed.
Dude spends entire year plotting revenge on troll who spoiled Infinity War
8 May 2019
I've said it before and I'll say it again - if you're the type of person who likes to reveal movie spoilers, YOU'RE A MASSIVE CUNT! It's a proper shitty thing to do but one Marvel fan managed to get his revenge on a troll who spoiled Infinity War for him.
£5 million worth of Meth mistakenly shipped to elderly couple
8 May 2019
An elderly couple from Melbourne, Australia, got the shock of their lives when they discovered someone had accidentally sent them a parcel containing 5 million quids worth of meth.
Teen wakes up to discover he’s blown £3.5k on strippers during drunken night out!
8 May 2019
While most of us can drop a few hundred quid on a night out, this student ended up rinsing through £3,500 in one night in one of Liverpool’s finest strip clubs.
Someone accidentally left some topless in Emma Roberts' Cosmopolitan shoot
7 May 2019
Quick-witted screengrabbers FTW!
Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer has dropped & it contains Endgame spoliers!
7 May 2019
The new trailer for Spider-Man: Far From Home is here but if you haven't yet seen Avengers: Endame, turn back now as it contains SPOILERS!
Women are now smearing spunk on their faces in a bid to look younger
7 May 2019
Celebrity facialist Chelsee Lewis has revealed that spunk can actually make your skin tighter and brighter as well as helping women’s make-up to sit better.
Sonic director is redesigning Sonic after fans rip trailer to shreds!
7 May 2019
There was so much venom being thrown about online that the director of Sonic had to stand up and take notice.
Cardi B gets naked to give the haters an anatomy lesson!
3 May 2019
Cardi B has been at it again - posting videos talking about her pussy like it has its own personality. To be fair, it probably does. Although this time, she only posted the video to address the flurry of comments from fans who thought she had her vag out in a recent photo.
The Iranian Hulk announces is MMA debut
3 May 2019
Now I don’t know much about MMA but I’m pretty sure they don’t allow actual monsters in the octagon. Although that ain’t going to stop the Iranian Hulk from achieving his dream oh becoming a professional fighter.