Rampant TV
Harrison Ford confirms that 'Indiana Jones 5' will start shooting next week!
4 Jun 2019
out of nowhere, Harrison Ford has just confirmed that Indiana Jones 5 will start shooting next week. WTF?!
Company branded 'disgusting' after offering female workers bonuses for wearing short skirts
3 Jun 2019
An aluminium manufacturer has been branded as ‘disgusting and sexist’ after offering to pay female employees more money if they wore a dress or skirt to work.
Dude jizzes on his food to stop his roommate stealing it!
3 Jun 2019
One dude who was sick of his housemate nicking his food, decided to get his revenge by lacing his pre-prepped meals with his own jizz.
Dude meets his girlfriend’s parents - realises he’s shagged her mum!
3 Jun 2019
ne man had one of the worse experiences EVER when he met his girlfriend’s parents, only to discover he’d previously banged her mum.
Tony Todd to appear in Jordan Peele’s Candyman sequel!
31 May 2019
Director Jordan Peele is so darn hot right now - everything he touches seems to turn into gold. He just knows how to do creepy movies so when he announced that he was making a sequel to the 90s classic, Candyman, fans were pretty ecstatic.
An angry crow named Russell has been attacking people in Sheffield!
31 May 2019
A crow called Russell has been attacking people in Sheffield and causing a few nasty yet hilarious injustices.Russell likes to haunt the Brincliffe Edge Wood area where he patiently waits for passers-by and then dive bombs them, pecking them in the head.
First trailer Rambo: Last Blood is finally here!
31 May 2019
As Sylvester is getting on a bit now, this Rambo movie will be his last ever instalment, hence why it’s called Last Blood.
Boris Johnson has to go to court over Brexit bus lies
30 May 2019
Remember when the Leave Campaign decided to force their agenda and state on the side of buses that the UK sends £350 million a week to the EU?! Unsurprisingly, it turned out to be gigantic lie that ultimately swayed enough of the public into thinking that Brexit was a great idea.
Laptop infected with the world's deadliest viruses sells at auction for £1 million
30 May 2019
The newest “art piece†that collectors are going batshit for at the moment is an old windows XP laptop that is infected with 6 of the world’s most dangerous computer viruses. I know what you’re thinking - who on earth would want that shit, but apparently lots of people, because it just fetched £1 million at auction.
Uh oh - Katie Price is relaunching her music career
30 May 2019
You’d think at the age of 41, Katie Price would be prepping to bow out gracefully but after her recent bout of public stripping and dodgy surgery, it doesn’t look like that’s about to happen. Instead she’s decided to relaunch her singing career. God help us!
Dude hiding drugs up his butthole accidentally shoots himself in the testicle
24 May 2019
as bad as my day gets, it ain’t as bad as the useless pleb who was caught with drugs up his butthole after he accidentally shot himself in the testicle.
Terminator 6 trailer drops & is revealed to be a direct sequel of Terminator 1 & 2!
24 May 2019
ameron has been quoted as saying that this movie is the ‘direct sequel’ to Terminator and Terminator 2 and will see Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton returning as The Terminator and Sarah Connor.
Dude wakes up from heavy night to find his penis has been severed
24 May 2019
I’m sure we’ve all woken up after a messy night out to discover we’ve done some pretty dumb shit. However nothing could be quite as bad as this poor dude from China who woke up to find that his penis had been completely severed after a night on the sauce.
Students laced pancakes with jizz & piss & fed it to their teachers!
23 May 2019
A group of teenagers are currently being investigated over claims that they laced pancakes with jizz and piss before serving them to their teachers. Eww
People are proper pissed off about Ruby Rose’s ‘Batwoman' Trailer
23 May 2019
When a Batwoman series was announced starring Ruby Rose, everyone seemed proper excited about it. Fuck knows why because I personally think she’s overrated as fuck. I mean yeah, she was ok in Orange is the New Black, but this brooding ‘I’m so cool’ bullshit she constantly does is just old now.
Critics are calling 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' Tarantino’s best work since Pulp Fiction
23 May 2019
The movie is centred around an actor and his stunt double in 1960s Los Angeles Just before the Manson murders. The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt & Rafal Zawierucha who plays director Roman Polanski, while Margot Robbie plays his wife, Sharon Tate, in the months prior to her murder by the Manson Family.
Watch the top 20 goals of the 2018/19 UEFA Champions League*
22 May 2019
*So far. Still the small matter of the final to come yet, lads.
Andros Townsend has won the Premier League goal of the season award
22 May 2019
To do that against Man City as well, at the Etihad...
Tottenham v Liverpool - BT are showing the Champions League final for free
22 May 2019
Don't give them the satisfaction. Watch it down the pub or something.
Stranger Things 3 just dropped summery new trailer
21 May 2019
t's been revealed that the 4th July holiday will play a major part in the next series, with summer break appearing to open up a shit-tonne of action. The shows official twitter page even tweeted this caption: "One summer can change everything."
Dogsitter caught wiping her fanny on customers couch on puppy-cam
21 May 2019
LA-based pet sitter has been suspended from the ‘Wag’ app after she was caught shagging her boyfriend on the customers puppy-cam.
Dude banned from gym for wanking near squatting woman
21 May 2019
The grim incident was filmed by another gym member who clocked the pervert slyly wanking and quickly whipped out their phone to record the whole sorry sight. The video shows the dude yanking his plank while watching a woman squat. It’s seriously rank!
Woman finds boyfriend's creepy homemade sex doll after his house was robbed!
20 May 2019
The woman took to Reddit to explain her bizarre findings and revealed that she had to go through her boyfriend’s things after he was robbed
Chris Rock set to reboot 'Saw' franchise
20 May 2019
t looks like we’re in for something new and exciting as Chris Rock has just announced that he will be rebooting the franchise.