Rampant TV
Maura Higgins shows off impressive booty gains in pre-Love Island snap
18 Jun 2019
I think that Maura has been telling porkies about not going to the gym. Check out those booty gains...
Instagram models are now travelling to Chernobyl to take semi-nude selfies
13 Jun 2019
With HBO’s new show ‘Chernobyl’ being such a massive hit, it was only a matter of time before the ‘influencers’ jumped on the bandwagon. Apparently a bunch of Instagram models have been flocking to Pripyat in the Ukraine to take selfies at the site of the 1986 nuclear accident.
Christine McGuinness shows off whopper of a camel toe in white trousers
13 Jun 2019
Paddy McGuinness’ wife Christine, star of Real Housewives of Cheshire, stepped out in some VERY tight trousers yesterday which left absolutely nothing to the imagination.
Katie Price spends night with paedo Adam Johnson after he bought her at charity auction!
13 Jun 2019
Apparently, Katie was auctioning off a dinner date with her when paedo footballer Adam Johnson raised his hand and blew £12,000 for the privilege.
Sherif Lanre was apparently axed from Love Island for wanking in the hot tub
13 Jun 2019
As ITV bosses have been pretty cagey about the situation, fans have been drawing their own conclusions and one reason that keeps coming up is that Sherif was booted for wanking in the hot tub.
21-year-old woman arrested for 'squeezing boyfriend's balls until they bled'
12 Jun 2019
21-year-old Katie Lee Pitchford, went mental at her boyfriend at their home Indiana Beach and began punching and scratching him. According to the police report, She then ‘grabbed him by his balls and squeezed them until they were bleeding’.
Love Island's Curtis massages Tommy's ass while producers act like Sherif never existed!
12 Jun 2019
Are the Love Island producers actually going to pretend like Sherif never existed?! Even the rest of the Islanders failed to bring his name up. Can't believe they're leaving us hanging like this...
Sherif Lanre gets booted from Love Island for breaking the rules!
11 Jun 2019
20-year-old Sherif had a chat with ITV bosses after being on the show for just 9 days. It's been said that he broke the rules but no one yet knows what rules he's broken.
Pastor claims he needed to suck dudes off in order to extract demons
11 Jun 2019
A pastor from New Jersey is in shit after convincing people that the only way to rid themselves of evil spirits was to suck him off. That old chestnut!
There's now an ass-slapping competition taking place in Russia!
11 Jun 2019
Now I know you get those weird face-slapping competitions that see a bunch Neanderthal-looking dudes slapping the shit out of each other’s faces - but how on earth did I not know about the ASS SLAPPING contest?!
90-year-old in fits of laughter after being presented with jizzing penis cake
10 Jun 2019
If there's one thing I don't want to see my Nan doing, it's playing with a cock. However, Haley Goulty thought it would be funny as fuck to gift her nan a jizzing penis cake for her 90th birthday.
Woman's shock after husband shows penis rash to his mum
10 Jun 2019
One woman had to seek advice on Mumsnet over the weekend after she revealed that her husband showed his penis to his mum after discovering a rash. I mean I find mummy’s boys in general a pretty bizarre breed but I find grown men who show their cocks to their mum even fucking weirder.
So this is what the 'Straight Pride' flag looks like...
10 Jun 2019
A bunch of straight white dudes in Boston got together and came to the conclusion that they don’t have enough already and decided to organise their very own parade.
Critics slam X-Men: Dark Phoenix as worst X-men ever made
7 Jun 2019
X-Men: Dark Phoenix has only just been releases in the UK and already it’s received some pretty abysmal reviews, with the movie receiving the worst Rotten Tomatoes score any X-Men film has ever seen. Ouch.
Model says she's NOT with her old 54-year-old mobility scooter-riding boyfriend for his money
7 Jun 2019
Sarah Russi claims shes not one of those money-grabbing whores, and that she really is with her 54-year-old mobility-scooter-riding boyfriend, Mason Reese, for love.
Lucie Donlan looks panicked as Tommy preps for his date with Molly-Mae
7 Jun 2019
Lucie may have been chasing off all the dick with a shitty stick up until now but with Tommy receiving a text from blonde stunner Molly-Mae at the end of last nights show, it looks like Lucie might now actually have to graft.
Love Island fans call out Joe Garrett for 'creepy' and 'possessive' behaviour towards Lucie
6 Jun 2019
Last night we saw Tommy Fury & Lucie Donlan go on their date right after Tommy nicked her off Joe Garrett, who was seen tearing up as his Mrs left the villa with another dude.
Woman finds random stranger taking a shit in her car
6 Jun 2019
A woman got a bit of a shitty surprise after she came back from the supermarket to find a random stranger taking a shit in her car. Jesus, I bet she would’ve preferred that he nicked it.
Woman says she can't find a boyfriend because she "too attractive"
6 Jun 2019
Cherelle claims that men only want to show her off to their friends and take photos with her. She also says that men find her looks intimidating, with most guys assuming she’s dumb.
This Bosnian granny will lick your eyeball for 10 Euros!
5 Jun 2019
Most 80–year-olds like to chill out in their old age or take up a hobby like knitting or whinging, but this old doris from Bosnia likes to spend her time licking peoples eyeballs.
Netflix announces Jurassic World series!
5 Jun 2019
First Netflix announced that they are turning The Dark Crystal into a series and now they’ve just dropped the news that they will be turning Jurassic World into an animated series, which should be pretty exciting for you dinosaur nerds out there.
Love Island fans furious after Tommy Fury pulls a robbery on Joe's surfer chick!
5 Jun 2019
Right, let’s condense what’s already gone down - surfer chick Lucie coupled up with floppy haired Joe, Anton made out with Amy but then told Lucie he fancied her, and Amber is just an arrogant cunt who bangs on about how hot she is.
Mega rich Televangelist freaks out when interviewer questions his lavish lifestyle
4 Jun 2019
A preacher worth a whopping £700 million who treated himself to a private jet claims that he really needs it because“demons fly commercialâ€.
Girl who started 'three breasted' hoax now wants surgery to give her third titty
4 Jun 2019
Alisha Hessler AKA Jasmine Tridevil, went viral a few years back after claiming she had fat removed from her stomach and made into a third tit. However, her lie became apparent when a TV crew showed up and used thermal imaging cameras, showing the titty to be a prosthetic.