Rampant TV
Love Island fans reeling after Curtis & Michael ditch their birds for new hotties!
2 Jul 2019
Michael has had his head well and truly turned by stunning Joanna while Curtis reckons there’s something missing with Amy - a penis maybe? Just come out already, Curtis!
Lily Allen reveals she hired female whilst escorts on tour!
2 Jul 2019
Apparently it ain’t all drugs and partying for a touring musician - Sometimes it’s just about the fanny! Lily recently revealed that that during her days on tour she became addicted to sex!
Meet the new Love Island singles coming into Casa Amor tonight!!
28 Jun 2019
who's pumped to see the brand new stunners coming into Casa Amor tonight?! I can't fucking wait to see the sparks fly. I just want to see Jordan and Curtis fuck off their miserable birds and get on some new minge. COME ON!
Evidence of cocaine use has been found throughout Houses of Parliament
28 Jun 2019
An investigation revealed that nine secure and private areas within the building were checked for coke, and four tested positive. Investigators used a testing kit consisting of pink wipes that turn blue if traces of cocaine are found.
Andy Serkis is rumoured to be the Villain in the new Batman movie
28 Jun 2019
Andy Serkis and Matt Reeves previously worked together on the Planet of the Apes films, so it kinda makes sense that Matt would get Serkis in for the Batman project.
Love Island fans are NOT happy that Danny ditched Yewande for "intelligent" Arabella
25 Jun 2019
When Danny’s couple-up speech revealed that the girl he was about to choose was “intelligentâ€, the whole villa assumed he was about to pick Yewande because as a scientist, she’s definitely a smart cookie. But then Danny goes full-on savage and picks Arabella which was a freaking glorious moment for me!
Sophie Anderson on track to be the first mainstream porn influencer!
25 Jun 2019
Sophie Anderson is now a celebrity in her own right and is often stopped by fans in the street wanting to take pictures with the queen of cocks. Her new YouTube channel invites fans to get to know the real Sophie and she talks openly about growing up feeling alone and isolated due to being different.
Love Island fans left fuming over Tom's comment about Maura!
24 Jun 2019
The best part of last nights show came right at the very end when Maura chose Tom to spend the night in the hideaway together. As we all know, Maura is a very sexually confident woman which I admire. But Tom seemed to take that as a guarantee that he’d get some action and was overheard by Maura telling the other lads “it’ll be interesting to see if she’s all mouth.†DAMN!!!
Final trailer for Stranger Things season 3 has dropped and it’s a banger!
24 Jun 2019
It’s been a long old wait for Stranger Things to return to our screens. We’ve had a few teaser trailers but so far there’s not been anymore info about it...until now.
MMA fighter loses points for jamming big toe up opponents asshole
24 Jun 2019
Going toe to toe (see what I did there?) the pair had to stop halfway through the fight after Kanella’s toe slipped into Davis’ anus. Davis was then seem screaming out and grabbing his ass.
Love Island fans aren't happy about Arabella laying it on Danny
21 Jun 2019
Arabella Chi, the 5’10 stunning model made her entrance by strutting into the villa fully made-up whilst the rest of the islanders were only just waking up, and looking like absolute dogshit.
Doctors can't figure out why this woman's boobs won't stop growing
21 Jun 2019
A woman in Thailand has a bizarre condition that means her tits won’t stop growing. You might think this sounds awesome but we’re way beyond ‘big sexy boobs’ here. This poor woman has been carting around her big pendulous knockers for years and she’s sick of it.
This woman faked depression to get a free nose job on the NHS
21 Jun 2019
37-year-old mum-of-three, Carla Bellucci, told her GP she was suffering from depression in order to be granted a free nose job on the NHS.
The Aston Martin DB5 from Goldfinger and Thunderball is up for sale!
20 Jun 2019
Though might you seem like less of a sex-case with a nice, normal DB5 instead?
Ferrari have done another plug-in hybrid
20 Jun 2019
Deliveries are expected to begin later this year or early next, with prices starting at £loads.
What is the point of Vladimir Putin's new dictator wagon?
20 Jun 2019
Was a time when your dictator wagons had a bit of personality about them...
Love Island's Joe Garrett takes a pop at Amy over two-faced actions towards Lucie
20 Jun 2019
22-year-old sandwich man, Joe, arrived back in the UK after he was dumped from the island and after watching the old episodes, he’s livid with how Amy has been acting
Self proclaimed 'blonde bombshell with a brain' has been arrested for beating up her boyfriend
20 Jun 2019
Kina Tavary, who has nearly 200,000 followers on Instagram, is currently facing assault charges after smashing her DJ boyfriend, Freddy Figueroa in the face.
Poo donors wanted as demand for faecal matter transplants skyrocket
20 Jun 2019
I thought it was only blood, organs and sperm that could be donated to other humans but apparently you can now also donate your turds. Who’d have thought?!
The Marvel Cinematic Universe get the Honest Trailer treatment
19 Jun 2019
The MCU Honest trailer marks the 300th Honest Trailer for Screen Junkies and it rips the piss out of the the fact that all of the MCU characters and plots are pretty much exactly the same. Despite this, the movie franchise is still one of the most well-loved franchises in history.
ITV have just announced a winter version of Love Island
19 Jun 2019
With the show raking in the ratings night after night, ITV bosses have come up with the genius idea of giving us a winter version of the show. They did kind of try something similar with Survival Of The Fittest, but after that turned out to me a major flop, they decided a winter version of Love Island would be a much better idea.
Love Island’s Joe has been sent to a safe house after controlling behaviour towards Lucie!
19 Jun 2019
There’s been so much heat on Joe that ITV bosses are currently keeping him in a safe house until the backlash dies down. Producers have also cancelled his post-exit interview.
Instagram model & TV star busted for being Australia's biggest drug dealer!
18 Jun 2019
If you were to stumble upon Beauty and the Geek star, Jordan Finlayson’s Instagram account, you’d probably just think she’s yet another model/influencer. When in fact she’s actually one of Australia’s biggest drug dealers. Sounds the the plot of an Adam Sandler film!
Crazy bitch bites off ex-boyfriend's tongue after asking for 'one last kiss'
18 Jun 2019
A crazy bitch has been charged with biting off her ex-boyfriend’s tongue after she tricked him into giving her ‘one last kiss’.