Dude uses homemade pump to spray shit through neighbours letterbox after bitter feud
We've all had to deal with cunty neighbours at one time or another. Usually a civilised human being will just give a snide remark when passing said neighbour in the street but one dude hated his neighbour so much he decided to go a bit further.
Geoffrey Holroyd-Doveton had fallen out with Donald Wicks, who he blamed for ruining his marriage, and thought of a rather creative way to get revenge. Holroyd-Doveton decided to store up six weeks-worth of plop in a container and then constructed a pump so that he could spray it through the letterbox of the Wicks household. Wow. What sort of mind would come up with this?! Wick's Lawyer said:
It would seem that the defendant defecated into a container and kept that for six to eight weeks. He had constructed a home-made pump and used that pump through the letterbox.Using that pump he has pushed the excrement through the letterbox causing that to splatter over the hallway, up the stairs and onto the back wall.
The shit spray ended up soakin into the carpet and caused £4,000 worth of damage to Wicks' home. In court, Wick said:
It immediately caused me to feel very anxious and unable to sleep due to the stress. "I felt my personal space, our home, had been invaded.
Well yeah, I guess it would wouldn't it?! Coming home to find turd splattered up your walls would be pretty horrifying. You can't go blaming some dude for the breakdown of your marriage. Sounds like this pleb needs to take some responsibility for the downfall of his own relationship. Anyhoo, Holroyd-Doveton has since been handed an eight week suspended sentence and he has to do 80 hours of community service. He's definitely got himself knocked off this years Christmas list after his shitty antics!
