Woman finds random stranger taking a shit in her car
A woman got a bit of a shitty surprise after she came back from the supermarket to find a random stranger taking a shit in her car. Jesus, I bet she would’ve preferred that he nicked it.
Jeana Fidler was out shopping and left her car in the car park, as we all do. Here’s here story she posted on Facebook:
I went to the grocery store after baseball practice at Kroger in Canton with my kids and came out to find someone sitting INSIDE in the drivers side seat of MY car. I had my keys with me, I thought it was locked but I guess not. The drivers side door was slightly open and It freaked out my oldest son and he found him sitting in the drivers seat and said "Mom, there's someone inside our van".
Jeana told the man to sling his hook, but he just sat there and then she discovered an even bigger problem - the dude just starting shitting right there in the drivers seat.
I told him to get out of my car! And he literally starting shitting diarrhoea and it was leaking out the bottom of his basketball shorts everywhere inside my new van.
Jeana called the police and the guy was arrested, but Jeana had to deal with the whole clean-up on her own.
Now I have to clean up this mess MYSELF. Its saturated in my seat and in the carpet on the floor boards. I am so over it today.
Yikes. I’d be fucking burning that car and claiming on the insurance. Fuck sitting on some dudes runny plop stains every time I take a ride. And eating a service station McDonald’s while driving down the motorway ain’t going to be the same again. Always make sure your car is locked, folks!
