This dude is proof to NEVER trust a fart!!!
It’s always a worry to let one rip while you’re out in public because there’s always a chance you could follow-through, which is no fun for anybody. Thankfully I’ve never had such an incident occur myself but I’ve had plenty of mates follow-through while stuck in a traffic jam or lying in bed next to their partner. However, none of those instances are quite as bad as this dude who ended up shitting himself in the middle of a shop.
This story hails from China where a guy was having a mooch around a phone shop and talking to a member of staff about his monthly data allowance when all of a sudden, the urge to fart takes him by surprise. Thinking he can let out a sneaky waft without anybody noticing, he lets rip but alas, things went horribly wrong. Take a look at the CCTV footage:
Jesus Christ! He’s wearing flip flops too! I love the part where he looks down and shuffles around in his plop. That is the moment he realises he’s in a sticky situation. I hope he did the right thing and ran home for a hot shower, followed by a call to his network provider to cancel his contract.
