Rampant TV
Danny Dyer calls David Cameron a Twat during TV Choice Award speech
13 Sept 2018
During this years TV Choice Awards, Danny picked up the gong for best soap actor and decided to make his speech less about thanking his loved ones and more about calling David Cameron for being a twat. It's a pretty decent speech tbf.
Guy throws Jizz all over a woman is Asda car park
12 Sept 2018
56-old Samuel Reid has just been handed an eight month jail sentence after he was found guilty of throwing a vial of semen over a random woman in Milton Link Asda in Edinburgh last month.
Holding in a fart can cause you to breathe it out of your mouth instead
11 Sept 2018
We all love letting out a huge fart. It's annoying and comfortable when you have to hold it in but general etiquette means you can't just go round farting whenever you feel like it...or can you?! A new study shows that holding in a fart can actually have some pretty grim consequences.
Katie Price raps about loving coke at crazy Majorca house party
11 Sept 2018
After her split from 3rd husband Kieran Hayler, Katie went a bit crazy like most newly single women do - drinking, partying, you know the drill. But Katie's latest bender was a step too far as she was filmed semi clothed, rapping about doing coke at an apartment with two random guys.
Snoop Dogg stars in new stoner comedy 'The Beach Bum' with Matthew McConaughey
11 Sept 2018
McConaughey plays the lead character, Moon Dog, who writes poetry, tries to buy acid at convenience stores and says shit like "I'm gonna suck the nectar out of it and fuck it raw dog till the wheels come off."
TUC's Frances O'Grady reckons we should all be working a 4-day week without a paycut
11 Sept 2018
O’Grady thinks that the advent of new technology means more wealth is being created, which is why she believes we shouldn't be working so much.
This 3D optical illusion T-Shirt makes it look like you've got bigger tits
10 Sept 2018
For those of you who are in the itty bitty titty comittee, I may have found a new way to give you bigger chebs, or at least the illusion of bigger chebs - enter the 3D optical illusion T-shit.
Liverpool goalkeeper Alisson Becked filmed banging 3 birds!
10 Sept 2018
The Brazilian footballer's leaked sex tape shows him with not just one but THREE girls, as they snort coke off his dick and then he shags them all. It's pretty epic.
Woman plans to undergo 4th Brazilian butt lift in a bid to increase her ass to 90 inches!
10 Sept 2018
Swedish 'model' Natasha crown appeared on This Morning last Tuesday, talking about her plan to increase her ass size by undergoing her 4th butt-lift surgery, which involves sucking fat from parts of the body and transferring it to the butt.
Metallica performed Prince's 'When Doves Cry' & it was fucking dreadful!
10 Sept 2018
The heavy metal band decided to perform Prince's legendary song When Doves Cry at their latest gig in Minneapolis and I've honestly never heard such dogshit in my life.
The first trailer for Narcos: Mexico has just dropped!
7 Sept 2018
While the first three seasons took place in Columbia, this series is taking the action to Mexico and focussing on the rise of the Guadalajara Cartel in the 1980s.
Sacha Baron Cohen is being sued for £74 million for calling US senate a Paedophile
7 Sept 2018
Sacha might have bitten off more than he could chew after he called former Alabama senate candidate Roy Moore a paedophile after using a paedophile detector on him. Funnily enough, Moore didn't see the funny side
Woman has earned £40,000 by going on dates with strangers despite having a boyfriend
6 Sept 2018
Meet Sheen Hunter, a 29-year-old 'actress' from Seattle who has earned over £40,000 by going on dates with complete strangers, even though she already has a long term boyfriend. Isn't there another word fro someone who charges men for dates - it's called an escort!
Charles Bronson launches his own range of fitness supplements
6 Sept 2018
Although the full range has yet to be revealed for Bronson Fitness Ltd, bosses at the firm wrote on Facebook that the company and its products are '100 per cent backed by Charlie'.
Dude rents flat with kitchen and toilet in the same room!!!
6 Sept 2018
Just when I thought that landlords couldn't get anymore ridiculous and greedy, they go and do something like this. A place in St Louis of all place recently went up for rent and it wasn't the tiny floorplan that shocked people - it was the fact that the bathroom and kitchen were in the same room!
Trump supporter burns his Nike shoes in protest whilst he was still wearing them
6 Sept 2018
You remember Kapernick - the dude who knelt during the national anthem. Well Republican's think it's an absolute outrage for Nike to use someone who they think disrespected their flag and their nation so they came up with a way to boycott Nike.
Guy slashes friend's dick after he started hanging out with other people
5 Sept 2018
Nobody likes getting ditched off by a friend in favour for new, more excited mates, but sadly it's just one of those things in life you have to deal with. The best way to get over it is by getting some new mates and just just moving on because you're a rational adult. What you DON'T do is go around chopping your former besties body parts off
School principal sacked after organising pole dance show for the kids
5 Sept 2018
A kindergarten principal in China has been sacked after she had organised a pole dancer to come and perform a welcoming ceremony for all the new kids. Errr...surely a box of sweets and some stickers would have been a more appropriate welcome.
Dude stupidly opens up WWI bomb he found in the river
5 Sept 2018
What would you do if you found an old discarded bomb?! Call the experts? Run away? Open it? I think we all know what the correct thing to do would be - to open it up of course! At least that's what this doofus did.
Kelly Brook teases 2019 calendar pics
4 Sept 2018
Still got it! And by 'it' we of course mean tits...
Dude gets stung on the dick by a stingray whilst swimming in the ocean
4 Sept 2018
The guy was out having a relaxing swim when a passing stingray slipped it's sneaky little tail into his trunks and wrapped itself around his knob. In case you've never seen a stingrays tail, those things are like barbed wire.
HBO releases first clip of the final season of 'Game of Thrones' & it looks amazing!
4 Sept 2018
With the final season of Game of Thrones coming to our screens early next year, fans have been itching for a little teaser and it looks like our prayers have been answered.
Russia is opening a 'Jurassic Park style' research lab to resurrect the woolly mammoth
4 Sept 2018
Woolly mammoths may soon be making a comeback as Russian scientists plan to clone them, using Ice Age DNA at a Jurassic Park-style lab in Siberia.
Dude gets 23-inch dildo stuck up his ass for 24 hours!
4 Sept 2018
An unnamed 31-year-old Italian man was rushed to hospital last week after he managed to get a 23-inch dildo stuck up his ass. It was in there for 24 hours before the guy started experiencing severe abdominal pain and called an ambulance.