Dude uses glue to seal penis shut because he didn’t have a condom
If you ever run out of condoms you’re probably best go either hold off and have a wank instead or nip off to your local shop to pick up some more. Don’t use industrial strength super glue to seal your dick shit like the pleb in this next story. Salman Mirza, from India apparently applied epoxy adhesive to his knob to stop his fiancée from getting pregnant after the couple checked into a hotel for a night of fun.
Mirza was found unconscious the day after he glued his dick and it later came to light that he was also mixing the glue with whitener to get high. An officer told The Times of India:
Several witnesses said that Mirza, along with his former fiancée, had gone to a hotel in Juhapura. Since they did not have any protection, they decided to apply the adhesive on his private parts to ensure that she does not get pregnant.They were carrying the adhesive as they occasionally used it with whitener to inhale the mixture for a kick.
A friend of Mirza found him unconscious in some bushes outside the hotel so he rushed him to Sola Civil Hospital, where he later died from multiple organ failure. Doctors said:
Unfortunately, the adhesive damaged Salman’s organs, and he died due to multiple organ failure.
Yikes. What a way to go.
