Over protective dad grills daughter's new boyfriend about his porn history!
It's pretty normal for a dad to be protective of his daughter when she starts dating but not to the point where every possible suitor is scared off. This bellend thought it’d be a good idea to present his daughter’s boyfriend with a probing questionnaire which included questions such as “what’s your history with porn?” I would’ve fallen at the first hurdle with that one - I’d be like ‘well I like lesbians, threesomes and a bit of light spanking.’
Aleisha Stubley, recently shared a photo on Twitter of everything her dad wanted to know about her boyfriend Andy after he came over to meet them for the first time. Clearly Aleisha’s dad is just a massive twat or he just thinks he’s hilarious - either way, he’s still a knob.
Psycho dad’s list of questions was titled 'Son in law material' which should have made Andy run for hills immediately. The dad even had the questions laminated!!!
The dad started out with a few tame questions, like asking where Andy sees himself in five years, what he sees in Aleisha and what Andy's 'intentions' for his daughter were. Then things start getting a bit much, such as: How well can you provide for a wife and family? Err, this is 2019 bruh, women don’t need ‘providing’ for anymore mmmkay?!
Then the utter doofus asks the question that no new boyfriend wants to here: “what is your history with porn?” He then follows it up with: 'Are there any activities that you two enjoy doing together?' Which is a pretty loaded question right after the porn probe. Maybe the dad was trying to trick the boyfriend into saying something like: ‘activities?! Well yes, I like to eat your daughter’s muff for 25 minutes followed by some sexual intercourse’. As weird as all those questions are, question 9 is perhaps the most baffling:
Will you be prepared to look after my beehive when I go on holiday?
After Aleisha’s tweet went viral, she posted a follow up explaining that her dad wasn’t serious which I guess is good news for Andy. I still think the dad is a silly cunt!
