Dude with two dicks reveals what everyone is dying to know
A few years back, a guy identifying himself as ‘DoubleDickDude’ went viral after after he did an AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit about the highs and lows of having two fully functioning dicks.
Surprisingly, the technical term for having two penises isn't 'double dickalotta', but in fact Diphallia. It's also pretty rare, affecting just 1 in 5.5 million boys. After Double Dick Dude's successful AMA, he was approached by a publisher who wanted him to write a book, to which Double Header: My Life with Two Penises - was born. Speaking to The Mirror, DDD said:
I can’t give an exact moment when I knew I was different - when my parents said I was special for having two penises and that I should not tell anyone, I trusted them.
The logic they used created a mindset that if I told any other boys, it might make them feel bad for only having one - I didn’t want to do that.My parents made it such a non-issue that I didn’t really feel anything either way growing up - aside from knowing I was special and to keep my pants on. It didn’t have any real impact on me during my adolescent years.
After puberty and my growth spurt, my condition was something I continued to keep hidden – wearing briefs under my boxer shorts and never stripping naked in the locker room.
None of my peers knew until fairly close to the end of my school years – only two people from school ever saw them, my girlfriend, who I’d lost my virginity too and a friend.
She didn’t freak out or have any negative reaction, but after rumours spread – undoubtedly from her – my friend stuck up for me and was consequently branded gay by bullies, as was I.
DDD said that things got a bit easier after school but that his sex life was a bit of a rollercoaster ride:
I got tired of having one-night stands and wanted a relationship. When I went public in 2014, I was in a committed polyamorous relationship with a couple I’d met - a man and a woman - and before long, the three of us became a ‘throuple’. We lasted for a little more than 2 years or so and since then, I’ve been single enjoying life.
As you would imagine, it's pretty hard to broach the subject of two ten-inch dongs with new partners, but DDD explains how he goes about it:
When I was younger and just out of school I actually enjoyed shocking people I was about to be intimate with - after a while though, it got old and I decided in future, I would explain beforehand.
Women are always difficult to predict. The ones I thought would freak out, don’t, and vice versa, but men always react the same. At first they’re shocked, then fascinated. I’ve had more positive reactions and unexpected sexual activity with men, even the so-called straight ones, than I have with women.
To be fair, I don't think I would be up for two ten-inchers. My vag would be ruined. DDD admits that having two cocks makes him extra horny and he wanks off A LOT:
My prostate gets inflamed if I don’t ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legitimate reason to orgasm at least once every day.My prostate gets stimulation from both penises and creates a lot of seminal fluid, so when I ejaculate, it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out, otherwise it feels bloated and painful.
That explanation made me feel quite ill. I think it was the words 'seminal fluid' and 'squeezed' that made me feel gippy. Regarding weeing, this is how DDD does it:
I have one muscle that controls my urine and it lets urine flow out of both penises so unless I pinch one of them, it comes out of both and that doesn’t feel good.
I have to take both out of my pants to urinate so I’ve gotten stares and even had strangers shout ‘HOLY SHIT’With sex, I can ejaculate out of both at the same time. When I masturbate, I usually just use the right one.
Stimulation of both at the same time feels great but a lot better when I’m actually having sex. I’ve had lots of offers to do porn movies but decided against it – it’s one thing to be unique, it’s another to be a novelty.
If I’d gone down the path of porn I’d have only been popular for so long and then I’d have just been another blip in the hiccup of the porn industry.
I don't blame him there. He'd end up being a circus freak. DDD continues to remain anonymous and has even given his book money away to charity. He said he just wanted to let people in similar situations know it's ok and there is someone out there who understands. What a top guy! Although I must say - his asshole doesn't look entirely healthy.
