Dude receives angry text from his mum after she finds his wank sock
There's nothing more humiliating for a young guy than his mum finding his wanking paraphernalia. Usually it's just a stash of porn mags under the bed which were casually be unearthed during mum's twelth hoovering session of the week, but other times it's soooooo much worse.
20-year-old Lachlan Bradd from Scotland, was at work one afternoon when a text buzzed through from his mum. It wasn't a message asking him what time he'll be home or if he has any whites to go in the wash. It was a text to inform him that his wanking sock was found and his mum was less than impressed.
Again? How many fucking wanking socks does this dude get through? C'mon Lachlan, just wank over your stomach and mop it up with your tshirt or some bog roll like a normal person. Lachlan said he had to leave the office when he received the text as he was laughing so hard:
I was at my desk when I got my text and I'm not going to lie I had to leave the office, I was in absolute bits. I actually couldn't believe it. I was totally glad I was having pasta for tea though.
As it was Lachlan's second sock-related offence, people were curious as to how his mum found his wank sock the first time. He said:
It was horrific, she came in once when me and all my brothers were playing PS4 and called me a 'manky wee bastard'.
Ha. Manky wee bastard. Brilliant. It sounds like this woman is finding wank rags on the reg. Altough with that many sons, it's pretty much a given.
