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Dude arrested for masturbating with electric toothbrush in cemetary
When it comes to lockdown people have handled it in different ways - some people take the time to have a bit of a clear out of the old hunk they’ve been accumulating over the years, others found themselves working from home, and another small number of people furiously wank themselves into oblivion.
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One dude in the latter category is 67-year-old Raymond James Stratford, who was seen naked in a cemetery, masturbating with an electric toothbrush. I don’t want to shame the guy because I have actually masturbated with an electric toothbrush before (don’t judge, I just held it on my clit) but you can’t be doing this sort of shit in public. At least I kept it to the privacy of my own room.
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Onlookers said that whilst he was wanking he was sticking the toothbrush up his ass. Nowt wrong with a bit of G-spot play but again, IN YOUR OWN HOME! Stratford was arrested for his actions but bizarrely, his solicitor Sarah Bamford tried to depend his creepy behaviour:
She probably should’ve left off the bit about wanting wank in the wilderness and just lead with the fact that he’s got a few screws loose. Thankfully, magistrate Lynette Duncan said that Stratford’s behaviour showed a complete lack of respect for the cemetery and any passers-by and she sentenced him to two months in prison. I hope he bought a new toothbrush too!
One dude in the latter category is 67-year-old Raymond James Stratford, who was seen naked in a cemetery, masturbating with an electric toothbrush. I don’t want to shame the guy because I have actually masturbated with an electric toothbrush before (don’t judge, I just held it on my clit) but you can’t be doing this sort of shit in public. At least I kept it to the privacy of my own room.
Onlookers said that whilst he was wanking he was sticking the toothbrush up his ass. Nowt wrong with a bit of G-spot play but again, IN YOUR OWN HOME! Stratford was arrested for his actions but bizarrely, his solicitor Sarah Bamford tried to depend his creepy behaviour:
He doesn’t live that far from the cemetery and it was out in the open. That was what was going through his head at the time. It was purely being out in the wilderness. There is shrubbery and woods in that cemetery, and that is my instructions on why he went there.
My client is awaiting an appointment with a psychologist and may have compulsive sexual behaviour
She probably should’ve left off the bit about wanting wank in the wilderness and just lead with the fact that he’s got a few screws loose. Thankfully, magistrate Lynette Duncan said that Stratford’s behaviour showed a complete lack of respect for the cemetery and any passers-by and she sentenced him to two months in prison. I hope he bought a new toothbrush too!
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