Guy gets caught cheating; tells girlfriend that side chick is a sex doll

I've heard of guys claiming they've been hacked in a bid to avoid being caught cheating but this story really takes the fucking cake. The dude in this video was caught by his girlfriend at his apartment with his side chick, and instead of claiming she was 'just a mate' like the usual cheater spiel, he went down a totally wacky route. The guy actually tries to make out like the girl he's been caught with is a sex doll. Yup. He's trying to pass a human off as a rubber toy.

When his side chick starts moving, the guy sticks to his guns and says it's because his sex robot is malfunctioning and that he can even show his girlfriend the receipt for it if she wants. Check out the video:

What a pleb!