Dude starts dating hot new girl with one very smelly problem
How gutted would you be if you met your dream girl and then went to go down on her only to be met by a smell similar to that of a rotting corpse?! You'd be pretty devestated wouldn't you?! That's the precise predicament this dude found himself in and weirdly posted his concern to a bodybuilding forum. Surely Reddit would have been the more appropriate place? Anyhoo, here's his post:
Every time we kiss sparks fly, we definitely have an awesome connection and I like her physically and emotionally.. But it's literally impossible for me to go down on her and when I smell my fingers after I start "warming her up" I almost gag. It's not a fishy smell though, it's just like... Rotten. Dunno how to describe it but it's the worst I've ever encountered. I haven't been going with her long but I'm going to have to bring this up at some point. How the hell should I do it?
Eeek, I was about to say it could be a bad case of BV (Bacterial Vaginosis) but BV gives off that 'fishy vag' smell so it can't be that! It sounds like something has crawled up in her poonani and died. Some people were keen to offer their advice on OP's situation but seeing as this was posted on a bodybuilding forum, it wasn't the most tactful:
Happened one time for me. I discretely went and bought some of that liquid soap for girls Vag and put it in her bathroom. Never said a word. She never brought it up. Smell was better in a few days. Smell stayed away.
Joke with her about it. If you're in the car with her be like, 'Do you smell that? Close your legs!' Or get a shower with her and if she doesn't wash it, say something about it.
Next time you finger her, pull your fingers out and try to put them in her mouth. Should get your fingers close enough for her to smell herself and if she doesn't even want to taste it maybe she'll get the point. If she is unwilling to put your fingers in her mouth just keep putting them closer to her face and joke about why she doesn't want to taste herself... she should get the message after she smells her vag juice.
Been there and done that too.. was with a girl with a banging body but her coochie smelled like warm garbage... I wanted to wear a Horse FeedBag so I can vomit while I was clapping dem cheeks...
Move onto the next one if she smells... it's not going to get any better.. as Scarface would say "Her Womb is Polluted"
Some solid advice there! I must say, I kind of like the suggestion of putting his fingers up by the girls face and seeing if she can smell herself. Might be a tad aggressive though. Wash your junk gals!
