ReedeFox

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When booty eating goes horribly wrong...

One of the best SubReddit catagories ever to be created has got to be the TIFU (today I fucked up) section. It's basically just a bunch of people explaining how the fucked up monumentally and it's rather entertaining. This story I came across recently involved a girl getting her ass eaten after casually making dinner for her boyfriend and didn't end too well:

So this was actually yesterday, I had made dinner like normal, and also like normal my boyfriend covered it in hot sauce. (Either my food isn't that great or he just really likes spicy food). After dinner we were gonna hit the gym but got a little lazy and I looked at my phone while he played rocket league instead. I sent him a naughty meme about eating ass which prompted him to want to eat mine. He mentioned that he had eaten hot sauce with dinner but I assured him it'd be fine as I had assumed it had been long enough and he had drank enough water that it'd be out of his mouth. BOY WAS I WRONG. It was fine at first but after about a few minutes I WAS ON FIRE. I had to escape to the bathroom and attempt to calm the storm. My boyfriend suggested pouring milk on it but I was already so embarrassed that I had a burning butthole to do it. So I just had to sit on the couch and try to get past the pain while also avoiding thinking about the fact that ass eating betrayed me.

Ouch! I've adjusted my thong before after cutting chilli and let me tell you, It's fucking excruciating! I had to sit in a cold bath for half an hour.

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