Rampant TV

Snoop Dogg invests $10 million in British weed company along with Patrick Stewart
3 Jul 2018
Snoop Dogg's venture capitalist firm, Casa Verde Capital, invested the money in Oxford Cannabinoid Technologies (OCT), a biopharmaceutical firm that looks into technological advancements through cannabis.

Someone drew a dick so big it can be seen from space
3 Jul 2018
There is plenty of shit we grow out of, but thankfully, drawing dicks is not one of them. One person who has taken things a bit further than your generic 'dick on dusty car' drawing, decided to turn a huge patch of land into a gigantic work of art by engraving a humongous dong.

Lovestruck dweeb searches for woman he spoke to for ten minutes whilst on holiday
3 Jul 2018
We all love a holiday romance - the canoodling, the romantic strolls along the beach and promises of ever after. But let's face it, they're pretty bloody rare and sometimes completely one-sided, which brings me to my next story.

Norwich City's new home kit is a certified banger!
2 Jul 2018
Remember their legendary early 90s number?

Porsche 919 Evo smashes Nurburgring lap record
29 Jun 2018
Ferrari, McLaren; what you got?

Wayne Rooney has finally, and officially joined D.C. United
28 Jun 2018
He leaves the Premier League having scored an impressive 208 goals in 491 appearances

McLaren Senna: Track Review
27 Jun 2018
Have McLaren pulled it off? Or let us, Ayrton and most importantly, themselves down?

Got to stop kissing World Cup reporters on live TV, lads
27 Jun 2018
Man must be feeling like a reeeal dickhead rn.

Diego Maradona had a right old time of it last night
27 Jun 2018
Life comes at you fast

Woman holds machete to ex boyfriend's face & orders him to have sex with her
27 Jun 2018
19-year-old Samantha Ray Mears broke into her exes house while he was out and sat there waiting for him to return. When he came home, Samantha pulled out a machete and demanded he get naked and lie on the bed.

British dude has just been given the world's most expensive bionic penis
27 Jun 2018
A man born without a penis has just been given the world's most expensive bionic dick. How pricey can a robot cock be, I hear you ask - and the answer is a whopping £50,000. Wowzers.

Girl catches her boyfriend shagging his cousin after using phone tracking app
27 Jun 2018
Milli Hansen had an inkling that her boyfriend Stan Stockton-Price was doing the dirty on her, so she used phone tracking software he had previously intalled on his own phone, to catch him in the act.

Love Island Laura flaunts her boobs & muff in leaked video
25 Jun 2018
It seems like the only criteria you need to appear on ITV dating show Love Island is a naked viral video.

Dude flies to Russia to watch World Cup, forgets to take ticket with him
25 Jun 2018
one poor cunt who clearly didn't have a handle on his organisational skills, flew to Russia to watch England play in the World Cup and forgot to take his ticket. Doh.

Oxford uni students go wild at annual drug-fuelled sex parties!
25 Jun 2018
Students from the university attended drug-fuelled orgies in a remote field at an annual party organised by the Piers Gaveston Society. The party had live sex shows, virgins being spanked on stage and dedictaed drug tents where dealers would sell coke and MDMA.

Clinic blames woman's botched lip filler on 'too many blowjobs'
25 Jun 2018
A woman from Essex whose lips started dripping yellow pus after getting lip filler has been told it's because she gives out too many blowjobs.

Philadelphia Phillies fan injured after she was hit in the face by flying hotdog
22 Jun 2018
Going to a baseball game is supposed to be a fun and more importantly 'safe' event. You expect to leave with your spirits high, or maybe a cool t-shirt fired from a cannon, not a freakin black eye.

Watch Paul McCartney's Carpool Karaoke
22 Jun 2018
They've gone all out for this one too.

Donald Trump & Kim Jong-Un get the 'Bad Lip Reading' treatment
22 Jun 2018
Based on Bad Lip Reading’s interpretation of the summit, Trump has read a lot of pages of Kim Jong Un’s diary and reveals that the North Korean dictator wants a little German sheep called Glen.

Woman gatecrashes boyfriend's wedding to another woman whilst dressed as a bride
22 Jun 2018
When you find out the dude you've been seeing is getting married, the best way to deal with it would be to call up your girly mates and go and get trashed on tequila, or maybe key his car - not slip into a wedding dress and gatecrash his wedding!

Burger King offer women who get pregnant by World Cup stars free Whoppers for life
21 Jun 2018
All about them sweet, sweet football genes

Spain vs Iran had the two greatest moments of the World Cup so far!
21 Jun 2018
Tournament's warming up, lads!

Woman claims drinking dog piss helped cure her acne
21 Jun 2018
Now I've been lucky to have never to have suffered from acne, but if I did I would try absolutely anthing to get rid of it...except drink dogs piss. You've got to draw the line somewhere.

'The Festival' trailer is basically a solo Inbetweeners film
21 Jun 2018
The Festival stars Joe Thomas aka Simon from The Inbetweeners and follows him on his adventures as he attends some of the UK's biggest festivals.