Rampant TV
American's are washing condoms so they can reuse them!
6 Aug 2018
It's often said that American's are dumb, but I didn't know they were dumb enough to reuse condoms. Yup, apparently 3% of Americans have taken to washing their used condoms and reusing them. I'm at least hoping it's with the same person.
Two women had their trip to the seaside ruined by dude squashing his dick against car window
6 Aug 2018
Popping to the Seaside is supposed to be a fun day out - strolling along the pier, eating ice cream and winning a tacky toy from those claw machines. It's a proper family day out...until a dude starts running around with his knob out. Those idiots just ruin it for everyone.
Goalkeeper Brad Guzan was mic'd up for yesterday's MLS All-Stars game
2 Aug 2018
He got away with it, but the game's still gone
Bez and Jarvis Cocker are going on Bargain Hunt!
1 Aug 2018
The special episode will air on September 28th!
Bands FC is Twitter gold!
31 Jul 2018
So much nicer than all the trolls and racists
Study finds mens beards are filthier than a public bog!
27 Jul 2018
A new study has revealed that almost 50% of men with beards are literally walking around around with shit on their faces.
New phishing scam claims to have videos of you watching porn!
27 Jul 2018
Given that the Nigerian prince scam no longer pulling in the wedge it used to, it was only a matter of time before scammers starting using more sinister tactics as a way of extorting money from their victims - enter the 'sextortion scam'.
So Katie Price is getting naked now!
26 Jul 2018
What next, a ruddy sex tape?
Good news! It looks like Sir Alex Ferguson is on the mend
26 Jul 2018
Watch his video message here
Guys everywhere rejoice as heatwave gives them 'summer penises'
26 Jul 2018
If you've been feeling like your dick is bigger during this heatwave, it's not all in your mind - it really is bigger, according to science!
Dude trolls Facebook scammer with ridiculous questions & it's pure genius!
26 Jul 2018
When Tom Sheerin from Liverpool, received an unsolicited message from 'Mark Zuckerberg', offering him a hefty cash prize and a Jeep, he decided to turn the tables and scam the scammer. It's a seriously entertaining read!
Japanese are facing extinction as more people turn to sex robots
25 Jul 2018
The birth rate in Japan fell to an all-time low last year, with numbers falling to below one million. Sales of sex robots have increased dramatically over recent years and a new documentary is quoted as saying that the country is 'bathed in a national mood of loneliness and alienation.'
Woman goes on pizza & Nutella diet in a bid to increase ass size
25 Jul 2018
Natasha Crown, from Gothenburg, Sweden has gone viral for all the wrong reasons recently, due to her insanely huge and slightly mishapen badonkadonk.
Babe Of The Day: Austin White
20 Jul 2018
Pin-up vibess! Need this American hottie in your life…
Cassetteboy's BBC World Cup pundit mash-up is funny AF!
19 Jul 2018
Alan Shearer's got a Gareth Southgate tattoo on his willy?
Katie Price's tits are officially a thing again!
19 Jul 2018
But why though? Just what is she up to?
Giant shirtless Jeff Goldblum statue has been erected in London!
19 Jul 2018
This year marks the 25th anniversary of the original Jurassic Park movie and the guys at NowTV have gone out of their way to do something spectacular to mark such an event.
Jean Claude Van Damme was off his tits on coke during filming of Street Fighter!
19 Jul 2018
Apparently, Van Damme was hooning $1000-a-week worth of coke during production, which would regularly make him forget his lines, be late to set, or just not bother showing up at all.
Pretty green Lamborghinis
18 Jul 2018
Your man here's got an Espada and an Islero!
Win the chance to cook with Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston in the Breaking Bad RV!
18 Jul 2018
They're back! Sort of...
Trump gets hilariously trolled following Putin summit
18 Jul 2018
Not a day goes by where Trump doesn't get ruthlessly trolled but after his recent 'meeting' with Putin, which looked more like old college buddies catching up for a beer, people took the trolling up a notch, and the results are hilarious.
Angry mum confronts son after finding his 'crack spoon'
18 Jul 2018
Jordan Ridehalgh was away at a festival when he received a text from his mum Lisa, asking "What's this in the garden?" along with a photo of a spoon.
Some dude compared all the World Cup countries to 'Game of Thrones' characters
18 Jul 2018
Abdullah Al-Mamun reckons Germany would be Ned Stark, the Lord of Winterfell, who was killed off way earlier than most of us anticipated. He said "Nobody thought he would die, but his head got chopped off in the first round."
Britney Spears done an on-stage nipslip!
17 Jul 2018
Our late 90s throwback tour continues apace with Britney, bitch!