Rampant TV
Sales of human piss skyrocket as workplaces insist on mandatory drug testing
5 Oct 2018
Thankfully I work in a job that doesn’t need to drug test me but if you’re unlucky to work in a field that involves mandatory piss-tests, but you also like to get high, there’s a way around it - to buy clean piss online!
Guys vision turns red after overdosing on Viagra!
5 Oct 2018
Apparently taking too much Viagra can make your vision turn red permanently but doctors had never actually seen it seen it happen...until now.
Tinder has revealed the top 30 most swiped right people in the UK
5 Oct 2018
Tinder has released a list of the top thirty most swiped right people in the UK, and I must say - I ain't overly impressed. The dudes have your typical strong jawlines and the women's pout game is strong. Take a look at a few of the magnificent 30
Babe Of The Day: Adel Morel
5 Oct 2018
Ukrainian hottie up in here!
There's a few surprise names in the latest England squad
4 Oct 2018
The future doesn't look entirely terrible.
Ivan Rakitic's goal against Tottenham last night is even better with this Dutch commentary
4 Oct 2018
'We have ignition'? What?
Elon Musk steps down as chairman of Tesla
4 Oct 2018
Elon Musk is stepping down as the chairman of Tesla after being made to pay a fine of 15 million quid. Yikes!
Cleaner trashes woman's flat and passes out after drinking all the booze
4 Oct 2018
A New York woman who recently hired a cleaning company to clean her swanky pad had the shock of her life when she walked in to discover that they had trashed the place instead.
An Aston Villa fan threw a cabbage at Steve Bruce last night
3 Oct 2018
It didn't hit him apparently, so there's that...
Russian bots are using Star Wars to turn us all against each other now
2 Oct 2018
Enjoy the internet while you can, people. It surely won't be long before our privileges are revoked.
Swedish footballer celebrates goal by catching a beer from the crowd and downing it
2 Oct 2018
Championship Manager 01/02 legend Kennedy Bakircioglu up in here!
State of this dive from Maccabi Tel Aviv keeper Predrag Rajković!
2 Oct 2018
Surely it's better to concede the penalty than concede your dignity?
Dude shows up to a karaoke bar to sing 'Tequila'
1 Oct 2018
Unless you've got that one classic song that you pull out the bag at every karaoke night, it's always going to be hard to choose a decent song to sing. Unless you've got that one classic song that you pull out the bag at every karaoke night, it's always going to be hard to choose a decent song to sing. You don't want to look like you're trying too hard and you also want to amp up the crowd while not attracting too many cringey looks. However, some people go with an entirely different tactic by not trying AT ALL, like this dude, who chose a song that only had three words in it.
Dude with bionic penis falls into a coma a week after having his first shag
1 Oct 2018
Remember the dude who was born without a penis so he had to have a bionic one fitted?! Well, he finally managed to have sex for the first time but collapsed right after - Damn, it must've been good!
Gay penguin couple kidnap baby right from under parents beaks
1 Oct 2018
The story comes courtesy of the Odense Zoo in Denmark, where it's been reported that two gay penguins had spotted two straight parents neglecting their baby penguin and decided to try and kidnap him and raise him as their own.
1974 Lancia Stratos Group 4: Sliding The Rally Queen
28 Sept 2018
Shout out to Petrolicious for this timely reminder of better times.
Louis Theroux reveals that his new show will be about birth, love & death in the U.S
28 Sept 2018
Up until now he's been keeping shtum about the details but it looks like the wait is finally over as Louis has just revealed what his upcoming 3-part series will be about.
Italy's oldest lover dies aged 63 while banging 23-year-old tourist
28 Sept 2018
If I had to choose a way to die I would definitely choose death-by-banging- what better way to go than by drowning in pussy.
Politician Luc Anus had his campaign shutdown on Facebook due to his unfortunate name
27 Sept 2018
One dude who I'm sure can empathise with Poopak is politician Luc Anus, who decided to run for political office in Lobbes, South Belgium. He had some pretty good ideas but when it came to uploading his campaign on Facebook, he discovered that he was in violation of the company's rules.
New Skyscraper in China looks like a giant spunking penis
27 Sept 2018
The skyscraper resides in the the province of Guangxi which is in the south-east of China and took a whopping two years to build. You'd think somewhere throughout the build the architects would have noticed the building morphing into a giant willy but apparently not.
Props from hit show 'The Office' are now up for sale in online auction
27 Sept 2018
Screenbid are auctioning off hundreds of items from the hit show including Jim's phone, Angela's stuffed toy cat and Dwight's stapler. Prices start at $50 but run into the thousands so I doubt you'll get a bargain.
Naked yoga’s allowed on YouTube because it’s educational
26 Sept 2018
This is an absolute game changer for the public WiFi network lads.
Flight Of The Conchords return with new song 'Father & Son'
26 Sept 2018
New Zealand's fourth most popular folk duo are back! Yess!
The official trailer for the new Mary Poppins film is here!
26 Sept 2018
Also, Dick Van Dyke's in it!