Rampant TV
Blackpool police on the lookout for Ross from Friends after he stole a crate of beer!
24 Oct 2018
How the mighty have fallen!
An Irish football club have put Bob Marley's face on their new away kit
24 Oct 2018
With Mr Green as the sponsor, no less!
Canadian rapper Jon James dies after falling off an aeroplane wing
24 Oct 2018
It's as though the universe simply hates rappers, whatever their life choices.
Lonely man discovers new 'puppy' is actually a hairless rat
24 Oct 2018
A lonely office worker in China was left shocked after the puppy he bought from a cheap breeder turned out to be a rat. I mean yeah, it’s pretty annoying when that happens.
New sex toy uses AI to replicate human blowjob
24 Oct 2018
AutoBlow II creator Brian Sloan says that his device uses AI to provide the user with 16 different kinds of blowjobs.
Woman totally loses her shit at dude who parked too close to her
23 Oct 2018
It’s always annoying when someone parks a bit too close to your car, but it’s not really worth getting irate about. If you have to shuffle in sideways to get in then it’s not really that big a deal. However for some people, it’s the worse thing that can happen to them, like this crazy bitch.
Steve O totally fucks up his ear during UFC stunt
23 Oct 2018
During a recent stunt with former UFC champion Chuck Liddell, Steve O was attempting to get a cauliflower ear when something went wrong. He ended up with his ear looking like it has been through a mincer.
Marilyn Manson's selling a dildo with his face on it
22 Oct 2018
Dick or Treat? What's it gonna be?
Kerry Katona gets her battered chebs out
22 Oct 2018
Don't get me wrong, Kerry Katona looks great as a mum of five but that doesn't mean we all want to see her tatty old knockers. That ain't going to stop me from posting the pics though. Enjoy folks!
Trailer for 'Escape Room' is like a fucked up Crystal Maze
22 Oct 2018
hankfully there’s a new movie coming out with the same sort of vibe as Saw but a more fresh and updated version. It’s called Escape Room and the film centres on five people who get trapped in one of those immersive escape rooms and have to escape before it kills them.
Alice Goodwin drags love-rat hubby on Jeremy Kyle for a lie detector test
22 Oct 2018
For those who watched the most reason series of Celebrity Big Brother, you’d have seen Alice Goodwin’s footballer fella, Jermaine Pennant making a right mug of his wife.
Charles Bronson’s son got himself banned from Sainsbury’s for pranking staff
22 Oct 2018
46-year-old George Bamby-Salvador apparently had a DNA test a few years ago that proved he was Bronson’s long lost son but the guy is an utter pleb. He even makes David Brent look cool.
27 year old marries her best mate's dad!
19 Oct 2018
The pair met through Kern's daughter Amanda and never expected some innocent flirting to turn into a full blown relationship.
Woman left paralysed after being catapulted from bed during sex
19 Oct 2018
46-year-old Claire Busby was sucking her blokes knob whilst he was lying on the bed when she then swung her legs round to change position to lay on her back. Suddenly the bed gave out which sent Claire flying off the bed, hitting her head.
Tesco worker suing colleague for £20,000 after he farted in his face!
19 Oct 2018
Since when did farting in someone’s face become a serious matter and not the hilarious banter it used to be? I miss those days!
Air steward has been sacked after shagging a porn star in the plane toilet!
18 Oct 2018
Air steward has been sacked after shagging a pornstar in the plane toilet!
Care home hires butlers in the buff to give to oldies a show!
18 Oct 2018
The women clearly had a brilliant time. The guys even went around the room offering massages although I doubt there were many 'happy endings'. Got to love these horny old birds!
Joanna Lumley's next project is really not what you'd expect
17 Oct 2018
What even is this fucking world?
Arctic Monkeys release mini documentary but things aren't really any clearer
17 Oct 2018
I think we might just have to conclude that they're super in to the 70s
There's a campaign to get Harry Maguire on the new £50 note
17 Oct 2018
Not just his (slab) head either...
Porn stars discuss the time their co-stars pood on them during a scene!
17 Oct 2018
A shitty day in the office for me usually means running out of coffee. However, when you're a porn star, a shitty day literally means being covered in somebody else's shit.
Woman reveals husband's revolting wanking habits & people are horrified
16 Oct 2018
A woman recently shared some concerns about her husbands wanking habits on the advice forum, Mumsnet and people were pretty horrified.
Deontay Wilder has apologised for breaking a mascot's jaw on live TV
15 Oct 2018
Who actually volunteers for that?
Dude has 15cm parasitic worm pulled from his eye
15 Oct 2018
I've seen parasites being pulled out of peoples feet and asses before, but never have I seen a person's eye crawling with worms. That shits like something out of a horror film.