Rampant TV
There's a Motley Crue biopic coming to Netflix!
20 Feb 2019
Pretty much a historical artefact at this point and y'all better revere it as such!
Most perfect mash-up ever? Jurassic Park and the Fyre Festival documentary
19 Feb 2019
Can we just agree now that all future events happen somewhere people can promptly escape from?
Video discovered of YouTube star 'Blippi' pooing on his friend!
19 Feb 2019
If Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris have taught us anything - it’s that kids entertainers are fucking wrong’uns.
Woman admits on TV that she 'forgets' to wash her fanny!
19 Feb 2019
So last week I wrote an article about a guy who didn’t wash his knob and this week it’s all about dirty fannies. Today’s story comes courtesy of E4’s Sex Clinic where a woman wanted advice on how to rid her muff of a pungent fishy odour.
I was today years old when I found out about the Aston Martin Bulldog
18 Feb 2019
In another life this could have been DeLorean-level iconic.
Man arrested for sniffing women's asses in car parks
14 Feb 2019
A dude in North Carolina has been charged with assault after he buried his face in a woman’s ass to take a big sniff. He would’ve had a sharp shock if he did that to me. I would have farted right in his face.
Dude superglues 10 dildos to his drunk mates back!
14 Feb 2019
Instagram account ‘Ni Do Badoque Oficial’ was apparently involved in a prank war with his friend, but he well and truly won the battle when he posted the clip showing Abdias Melo’s crawling around with his hands and knees with 10 dildos flopping around on his back.
Russian model protests police corruption by letting strangers grab her tits
14 Feb 2019
24-year-old Kira Mayer donned a police uniform and walked around Moscow flashing her chebs while urging random men to have a feel. Apparently though, she wasn’t just getting people to grab her cans because she’s a nympho, but because she was protesting police corruption over another driving offence that saw her landing an 18 month prison sentence.
Richard Madeley interviews naked Brexit protester on Live TV
13 Feb 2019
Madeley was covering for Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain this week and he had to interview 62-year-old Brexit protester Dr Victoria Bateman, a professor at the University of Cambridge.
The Holy Grail of banter was unearthed at AFC Fylde last night
13 Feb 2019
The stuff of legend. The most LOL-some imaginary numberplate of them all...
What's Tobias Funke doing in the new Aladdin film?
13 Feb 2019
For real. Arrested Development's very own never-nude Blue Man Grouper...
Tubes meets Pep Guardiola. FFS
13 Feb 2019
Sky are killing the game! Still!
Loyalty is dead and Rhodri Giggs has done a Paddy Power advert
12 Feb 2019
He's genuinely a good comic actor, isn't he?
Dude steals £1,500 worth of scratchcards to get out of debt - wins nothing!
12 Feb 2019
A dude over in Scotland was so desperate after getting himself into crippling debt that he decided to steal £1,500 worth of National Lottery scratchcards from the shop where he worked. But won absolutely nothing!
Fellow prison inmate of Fyre Festival's Billy McFarland reveals what a twat he is!
12 Feb 2019
Needless to say, Billy's lying and cheating finally caught up with him when he was recently a 6-year stint in the clink, and the other inmates find him equally as irritating as the rest of us.
Dude has genius life hack for saving money on toilet roll
12 Feb 2019
I stumbled upon this video the other day that shows a dude coming up with a solution to a problem that doesn’t freakin exist. But if you are a touch on the stingy side or just take a lot of dumps, you might actually benefit from his genius little hack.
Gillian Anderson wanks off courgette in behind-the-scenes outtake from Sex Education
11 Feb 2019
Gillian plays a kooky sex therapist called Jean Milburn and in one of the earlier episodes, she is seen slipping a condom into a courgette in a sex education video. While that wasn’t overly sexual, the newly-released behind-the-scenes footage from that scene certainly is.
Self proclaimed 'Poo Wizard' smears shit on his face to encourage 'poo-sitivity'
11 Feb 2019
Atlas is a self proclaimed ‘Poo Wizard’ who believes that men’s anuses have become stigmatised due to homophobic and germaphobic attitudes.
Bride finds out on honeymoon that husband has been hiding a micro-penis!
11 Feb 2019
Why people wait until marriage to bone their new spouse is beyond me. Surely you’d want to try out the goods before you buy?! Y’know, just in case your new wife has a baggy minge or your husband has a micro-cock.
This Time with Alan Partridge - First trailer
8 Feb 2019
He's back on the Beeb, the big leagues! Primetime! Jurassic Park!
Tommy Wiseau is making a Sharknado-style movie called Big Shark
8 Feb 2019
Wiseau has decided to call the movie Big Shark and he has teamed up with ‘The Room’ co-star Greg Sestero to tell the story about three fireman who have to team up and save the world from giant sharks.
Dude who didn’t clean his penis for 24 years, wondered why it smelled so bad!
8 Feb 2019
Zack turned up and told Dr Naomi that his dick smelled pretty bad and that the tip of his penis was itchy and irritated. As she went to pull the foreskin back she discovered a whole heap of rotten knob cheese crusted on that was causing the pungent smell as well as the pain.
WWE star has been flogging pictures of her poo on social media for £4
8 Feb 2019
Shotzi has been offering her loyal fans on social media the chance to buy photos of her plop - and it seems they are more than happy to oblige.
Have Gucci done a racist with this 'blackface' jumper?
7 Feb 2019
Those fashion guys and their crazy schemes...