Rampant TV
Hideous dummy shows what gamers will look like in 20 years!
21 Apr 2020
If you’re a gamer you might want to take off your headset and go for a stroll because a dummy has just been created to show what gamers might look like in 2040 and it ain’t pretty!
Rapper Blueface films strippers brawling at his house during lockdown
20 Apr 2020
Blueface - real name Johnathan Michael shared shared a video to his Instagram which showed a bunch of bikini-clad women twerking in masks. It then cuts to the women chatting in a bedroom when suddenly a brawl breaks out and these ratchet hoes start whacking each other.
OJ Simpson trolled after posting his first TikTok video!
20 Apr 2020
I know celebs need to get their validation from someone during isolation but come on guys, leave TikTok for us normal folks. It seems like every lowly C-lister is ok the app now, including 72-year-old OJ Simpson.
Original cast return for ‘Saved by the Bell’ reboot!
17 Apr 2020
So it looks like the much loved TV show of the 90s, ‘Saved By The Bell’ is getting a reboot and you’ll be pleased to know they are t casting a while new Zack, Kelly & Co. The original cast will be reprising their roles and thankfully won’t be masquerading as 45 year old school kids, but parents of kids now attending Bayside High.
The first trailer for ‘Capone’ starring Tom Hardy is finally here!
17 Apr 2020
The first trailer for ‘Capone’ has just dropped, starring Tom Hardy as mob boss Al Capone.
Someone made a bot watch 100 hours of Tiger King & write it’s own episode
16 Apr 2020
Remember a while back when people were forcing bots to watch weird shit and then write about what they saw? Well someone’s just made their bot watch 100 hours Tiger King and write it’s own episode and it seems to have done a pretty good job.
Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons
16 Apr 2020
A bunch of women from Newark, New Jersey, have dubbed themselves the ‘Long Nail Goddesses’ over their obsession with super long nails.
This Twitch gamer with tourette's will be your new favourite person
15 Apr 2020
I came across TikTok Terrence while having my daily browse on the app and she might be one of my new favourite people on the planet. TikTok Terrence is a fan account dedicated to Twitch gamer and Tourette’s sufferer, Sweet Anita, who tics have made her insanely endearing.
Netflix’s new dating show punishes contestants for breaking ‘no sex’ rule!
14 Apr 2020
If anything has been getting me through this lockdown, it’s good ol Netflix. Those legends have been laying on some proper stellar entertainment of late, including Tiger King & series 3 of Ozark, and it looks like they’ve done it again with their new dating show, Too Hot To Handle.
Police launch online form for you to dob in people who go out too much!
14 Apr 2020
The police have just created an online form which will allow you to dob people in at the click of a button and I must say, it’s got a hint of Nazi Germany about it.
People share videos of silent streets as barely anyone joined in to #ClapForBoris
8 Apr 2020
With BoJo still in hospital fighting off Coronavirus, folk on Twitter thought they’d start #ClapForBoris, to show the PM they are behind him. Just like #clapforNHS, People were encouraged to stand outside at 8pm yesterday and clap for a solid minute in solidarity to Boris. Hilariously, not many people fancied clapping ...
Police officer raps at people to stay inside in proper cringe video
8 Apr 2020
The police have been out patrolling the streets over this last week, looking for anyone who’s not complying with the rules and one copper in Derbyshire thought she’d found the perfect way to speak to the common people. This broad decided that driving down the street in her cop car whilst rapping, yes RAPPING!
Snowpiercer TV series due to land two weeks earlier than planned!
7 Apr 2020
The original movie by Korean director Bong Joon-Ho was set seven years after the world entered a new ice age, which saw the last remaining humans travelling on a perpetually moving train. The lower classes were at the rear of the train and the upper class at the front.
Photoshoppers went in on the Queen's bright green dress
7 Apr 2020
I didn’t watch the queens speech the other day but apparently she spoke about hope and courage, tough times, yada yada, same old waffle. People ate it up but it’s not the speech that had everyone talking the following day, it was her green dress, which just so happened to be a photoshoppers wet dream.
Ron Jeremy cast in Eric Rivas' new Coronavirus-themed movie
7 Apr 2020
Ron Jeremy joined the cast of the new coronavirus-themed movie, Duke of York, which will be shot remotely so it can abide by social distancing rules. This won’t be the first time Ron has worked with director Eric Rivas, as he also starred in his 2016 series, Vamp Bikers.
Former travel agent reveals the most ludicrous complaints from holidaymakers
6 Apr 2020
With our newsfeeds being dominated by nothing but Coronavirus, death and despair, I thought it was time to post something a little different. I came across a list of all the crazy shit holidaymakers complain about and it’s a true reminder of how fucking dumb most people are.
Man City’s Kyle Walker caught hosting sex party during Coronavirus lockdown
6 Apr 2020
Kyle Walker, who plays football for Man City landed himself in shit over the weekend after he was caught hosting a sex party at his flat in Cheshire, with his mate and two prostitutes.
Christian woman stumbles upon vintage bottle stopper, turns out to be a butt plug
3 Apr 2020
A churchgoing woman got a bit of a shock when she innocently posted a photo of a vintage bottle stopper with ‘gold coating’ and it turned out to be a a buttplug.
The Colombian government tells it’s citizens to stay home and wank!
3 Apr 2020
The Colombian government thinks it needs explaining though, in great detail. They took the bizarre step of releasing this statement which encourages its citizens to masturbate at home.
Carol Vorderman is pissed off that people talk about her ass & not her brains
2 Apr 2020
Just because there’s a global pandemic going going on, doesn’t mean the celebs don’t still have important non-coronavirus-related issues to address. Such as Carol Vorderman claiming that people talk more about her ass than her brains.
People think Carole Baskin was working as a hooker when she met Don Lewis
2 Apr 2020
With us all being on lockdown with absolutely nothing else to do apart of talk about what happened in our favourite TV shows, viewers made the assumption that Carole Baskin was working as a prostitute when she met her first husband, Don Lewis.
This Russian model’s toilet paper dress is pissing everyone off!
1 Apr 2020
A Russian model has pissed a few people off lately after she decided to use bog roll to make a fashion statement. Apparently bog roll is like gold dust on the streets of Russia right now so people were livid that she wasted it by making a dress rather than wiping her ass.
Isolation has proved finally that sex work is real work!
1 Apr 2020
If being on lockdown has proved anything, it’s that people need sex workers! Some might even say it’s essential. Those cam gals are the the only people getting us through this shit right now (as well as Joe Exotic) and yet most people still don’t think that sex work is real work.
Killing Eve season 3 is being brought forward to keep going through quarantine!
31 Mar 2020
The BBC announced that Killing Eve season three will be hitting our screens earlier than planned so that fans can be kept entertained during lockdown.