Rampant TV

Guy has ball torn off by angry seagull
18 Aug 2017
One poor bloke from Ipswich was just trying to catch some rays by sunbathing naked in his garden when all of a sudden an evil seagull swoops down and tears his bollock off while he was having a snooze.

This dude is taking the utter p**s with his retro crisps grading scale
18 Aug 2017
I came across this dudes retro crisps grading system and quite frankly, I'm fucking appalled!

The Killing of a Sacred Deer - the new psychological horror from 'The Lobster' director
18 Aug 2017
The latest horror flick to keep and eye out for is The Killing Of A Sacred Deer, that is directed by Yorgos Lanthimos who is also director of the epic films, Dogtooth and The Lobster.

Babe Of The Day: Lu Elissa
18 Aug 2017
TWO DAYS til she gets her G/G freak on with Ella Hughes!

Guy sends photo of mates wife in compromising position
17 Aug 2017
This dude nearly got a punch in the face after sending his friend a photo of his wife in a rather uncompromising posisition.

The most ridiculous design fails you'll ever see!
17 Aug 2017
The fuckwits who created these horrendous products and designs seriously need to go back to school. Not once have I ever seen a four legged duck. And I certainly don't want to eat a period pizza.

You won't be swiping right on these weird Tinder profiles
17 Aug 2017
Tinder is one such place that's rammed full to the tits of freaks and oddballs all seeking validation and clambering to get a bit of attention from the opposite sex. Some Tinder profiles are a bit more try-hard and bizarre than others though

Who's hotter? Emilia Clarke or Sophie Turner?
17 Aug 2017
Even a partially sighted man can spot just how drop dead gorgeous Daenerys and Sansa are looking this season, but the question on everyone's lips is - who is hotter?

Dude accidentally emails Harry Potter porn fanfiction to entire office
17 Aug 2017
We've all done it; sent the wrong message to the wrong person. I once sent an email bitching about someone to the person I was actually bitching about. Oops. Luckily, what I did was nowhere as bad as this poor dudes mishap.

Babe Of The Day: Ella Hughes
17 Aug 2017
All up on that Strictly XXX hype!

There's a sexy new Aussie model on the block!
16 Aug 2017
There's a hot new Aussie gracing the covers of all the glossy magazines and dare I say, she might even be hotter than Margot Robbie!

Artist turns your beloved cartoon characters into life-like nightmares
16 Aug 2017
Your childhood cartoon memories are about to be shattered forever as an artist from Australia has gone and created some truly creepy versions of your most beloved characters.

Pastor caught leaving filthy comment on Nicki Minaj's Instagram page
16 Aug 2017
If you're a man of the cloth, you should probably refrain from writing filthy comments on a celebrities Instagram photos. Sadly though, a pastor from Tennessee didn't get the memo.

Two baseball fans go at it during train ride home
16 Aug 2017
There is a time and a place for grinding on someone's genitals and the subway certainly isn't one of them.

Brazil's 'Miss Bum Bum' contestants show off their magnificent assets
16 Aug 2017
When it comes to big sexy asses, the Brazilians have it covered. They have huge booty's in abundance which is why, every year, the country hosts the 'Miss Bum Bum' contest.

Big breasted model tests out new GoPro
16 Aug 2017
If you're going to see the new GoPro in action you may as well see it strapped to some big titted chick and not some beardy tech nerd.

Ronaldo, Messi and Buffon on shortlist for UEFA POTY award
15 Aug 2017
...and the winner will be announced on 24th August.

Chris Harris Drives the new Porsche 911 GT3
15 Aug 2017
Yep, it's ridiculously good.

Alfa Romeo: what's all the fuss about?
15 Aug 2017
We've certainly had to wait a while for something properly good...

Dude makes love to his vacuum cleaner and things go horribly wrong
15 Aug 2017
This guy recently shared his story on Reddit which should act as a cautionary tale to those considering fucking their Henry Hoovers.

Study reveals that drinking a pint a day is actually good for you
15 Aug 2017
If your misses is always nagging at you for drinking to much then you might be able to tell her the shut her pie hole as a new study has revealed that drinking a pint a day can actually be good for you.

Reactions to 'Game of Thrones' bombshell-dropping 'Eastwatch' episode
15 Aug 2017
I was expecting the lastest episode to be a bit slow in comparison to last weeks insane dragon destruction, but instead we got a fuckload of bomshells dropped on us.

The National Lottery made a huge error with their latest Twitter Campaign
15 Aug 2017
The National Lottery made a slight whoopsie recently with their latest campaign that saw pictures of British athletes holding boards with their names on.

Darren Aronofsky reveals sinister new movie 'Mother'
15 Aug 2017
Aronofsky's new movie Mother draws inspitation from his previous films Black Swan and Requiem For A Dream, and stars Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem as the leads.