In short, none of these things are cool.
Stones is shite, Suarez is a diver and a lot can happen on the field whilst you spend 7 minutes getting down to it.
Consider yourselves told.
The Commissioner of Football, Eric Cantona, has just ruined @ManCity​ defender John Stones! #MCFC pic.twitter.com/GBcsAgFZfK
— Eurosport UK (@Eurosport_UK) March 24, 2017