It's steak and blowjob day folks!

Blimey, that came round quick. It's that time of year again ladies when you need to tie your hair back, defrost a steak, get on your knees and hope your man hasn't been eating too much garlic.



If you're a man, you're in for one hell of a night tonight. Although, if your Mrs has conveniently forgotten to mention it then I suggest you take matters into your own hands and get down to the butchers to purchase your own rib-eye. May I also suggest giving the old Johnson a good wash and telling her whats expected of her today.



Just make sure you ask for your steak rare and your blowjob well done.