Seems a bit harsh to be lumping pastry's Wayne Shaw in alongside serial trouser-merchants such as Nicolas Anelka and Neymar, but hey, it's topical.
Struggling to see how Carlos Tevez failed to make the cut too. Man loves the cash!
Anyway, here's the video...
Ashley Cole's Arsenal wage demands seem fairly reasonable nowadays, don't they? Well within his rights to 'almost swerve his car off the road'.