How to get a rusty trombone
If you don't now what a rusty trombone in, you're about to be enlightened. It's when a person licks their partners asshole (the rusty part) while wanking him off (the trombone part). Sounds fun right? If you want your partner to lick your butthole while tugging you off at the same time, here's how to go about it.
1. Surprise ass play is never fun. Chat to your partner about it and see if she's open to it before springing it on her in bed. Don't go shoving your anus in your girls face. It won't end well!
2. If she's up for it make sure you give your asshole a good cleaning and a shave before getting started. There would be nothing more offputting than her going down there to a sweaty, hairy asshole.
3. Tell your girl to keep the makeup to a minimum or it's going to end up all over your ass cheeks and leave her looking like a clown.
4. Indulge in plenty of foreplay and asshole touching beforehand so that both of you are fully warmed up.
5. Get the lube out! Not for the asshole licking obviously but definitely for the handjob. There's nothing worse than having your dick chaffed while your girlfriend is trying to toss you off. Total mood killer.
6. Get into position. The best thing to do is to stand upright with your legs slightly apart while your girl kneels behind you. She then has the perfect angle to access both your ass and your dick.
7. Enjoy, and return the favour.
