Some people are never happy, are they?
They'll moan to anyone who'll listen about how the FA Cup just isn't what it used to be, but when an overweight 46 year-old sub keeper tries to bring the romance back with a touch of pie-based spot fixing he's out on his ear quicker than you can say Fray Bentos.
In years to come we'll look back on that time Sun Bets muscled in on the Sutton story, offered 8/1 on Shaw eating a pie during the game and then persuaded him to actually do it with the same fondness we remember Ronnie Radford and Wimbledon in '88.
It's the #MagicOfTheCup, it's #banter, it's these images of Shaw and his pie photoshopped in to famous movie scenes...
(For the avoidance of doubt, fuck The Sun and fuck modern football)